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Carpathius Dec 2016 8:24pm, 3 Dec 2016 10,820 posts	0 Carpathius I don't need a bridge to choice from my community. We live on an estate and the local shops offer Chinese, Indian, pizza, kebabs and a greasy spoon cafe as well as an off-licence and two (TWO!) McColl's newsagents. AND there's a Subway sandwich shop under construction.
Carpathius Dec 2016 8:25pm, 3 Dec 2016 10,821 posts	0 Carpathius Oh, and a charity shop and a bookies.
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2016 8:35pm, 3 Dec 2016 1,246 posts	0 Fragile Glass Bauble A bridge to consciousness is what I need most mornings.
Winded Dec 2016 9:22pm, 3 Dec 2016 5,007 posts	0 Winded Do designers work better if put on a platform?
Carpathius Dec 2016 1:14am, 4 Dec 2016 10,826 posts	0 Carpathius Depends. Is it made out of old pallets and floating in a giant tank full of sharks and they have to stay there until they can design something sensible and not called 'contemporary'?
Maclennane Dec 2016 9:44am, 7 Dec 2016 19,274 posts	0 Maclennane Award-winning V-MODA sound now Hi-Res Audio certified by the Japan Audio Society (JAS) for modern, active audiophiles. The engine is a 5.8mm micro, ultra-lightweight, high performance driver which enables world-class sound and beyond-human frequencies past 40kHz. Patent-pending RemixRing allows for 3D printed customization in materials ranging from HD acrylic to platinum. Forza in Italian means "strength" and Forza passes military test standards. Lightweight and alluring, the ballistic ultra-reinforced cable is sleek, tangle-free and most importantly durable.
stuart little Dec 2016 9:46am, 7 Dec 2016 1,210 posts	0 stuart little I often wish I could listen to music at beyond human frequencies...
Maclennane Dec 2016 9:47am, 7 Dec 2016 19,276 posts	0 Maclennane are you an audiophile, SL? Are you willing to talk about it in a public forum?
stuart little Dec 2016 9:49am, 7 Dec 2016 1,211 posts	0 stuart little Only on a special interest forum.
Maclennane Dec 2016 9:52am, 7 Dec 2016 19,277 posts	0 Maclennane There's one I use for people who find cables alluring.