Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2016
5:11pm, 13 Dec 2016
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Dvorak
Very seasonal.
Dec 2016
2:10pm, 21 Dec 2016
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Dochart
The SEO7R has everything that you could wish for in a modern headlamp ..[more blah deleted].. It can also run on rechargeable or normal batteries, and has an automatic power-off function for when the energy source has been used up.

So you can put batteries in it and it stops working once they are flat, right?
Dec 2016
2:23pm, 21 Dec 2016
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GlennR
Escentric Molecules was launched in 2006 by perfumer Geza Schoen. Aiming to provoke comment on the way scent is marketed today, Schoen created Molecule perfume using only one ingredient - a substance that enhances the wearer's natural pheromones. The revolutionary results are cult, unisex products such as Molecule 01 that smell different yet no less delicious on every wearer.
Dec 2016
2:41pm, 21 Dec 2016
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Silent Night Runner
Can you buy one of those headlamps without the automatic power-off function? That would definitely go on my Christmas list.
Dec 2016
2:50pm, 21 Dec 2016
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decorum
Apparently J2O Spritzer 'Tastes great with food!'. Dos that mean food masks its taste?

[Anyone remember being invited to "Unpeel a Solero"? Given that peeling is removal how, exactly, do you unpeel?]
Dec 2016
7:50pm, 31 Dec 2016
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ChrisHB
For the less fair sex:

This bold, tactical print uses the sublimity of machine and concrete camouflage as a distinct pattern. Glitch camo is a futuristic print for the urban warrior.

And for the fairer sex:

A storm of clashing neon shapes and colours, inspired by the classic geometry of the Vorticism movement. It is intensely modern and abstract in form.
Jan 2017
2:10pm, 19 Jan 2017
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GregP
Not sure where to post this - here seems as good a thread as any.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHuCuxm7ZU#t=27
Jan 2017
2:14pm, 19 Jan 2017
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Nicholls595
A couple of questions....

Why would anyone need to strengthen their fingers with a special tool?

And why watch that clip instead of the Freddies greatest over just to the right?
Jan 2017
4:41pm, 19 Jan 2017
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Winded
I have an email in my inbox. I think it's going to be an exciting read. The subject line is "Win a legendary break in Wales 2017."

Legendary? I hope there are real dragons.
Jan 2017
5:42pm, 19 Jan 2017
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quimby
From a tube of steroid gel, for the treatment of an eczema patch, which is itchy and irritated:

May cause:

- irritation
- rash with inflammation
- rash
- itching
- burning sensation

amongst others. I am really never going to read the side effect leaflet of anything again.

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