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Liar, liar, pants on fire

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McGoohan Jan 2024 10:28am, 9 Jan 2024 53,576 posts	0 McGoohan I'm now typing this with my feet
ptr_runner Jan 2024 10:29am, 9 Jan 2024 2,487 posts	0 ptr_runner I haven't laughed at a single one of these facts.
Derby Tup Jan 2024 10:39am, 9 Jan 2024 63,562 posts	0 Derby Tup Once I learned to levitate press-ups because passé
McGoohan Jan 2024 10:41am, 9 Jan 2024 53,577 posts	0 McGoohan Typing with my feet was too easy so now I'm using my eyebrows
fetcheveryone Jan 2024 10:43am, 9 Jan 2024 30,040 posts	0 fetcheveryone I'm typing using McGoohan's eyebrows.
Diogenes Jan 2024 10:58am, 9 Jan 2024 83,795 posts	0 Diogenes I'm borrowing Fetch's eyebrows as mine have gone off for a week in Lanzarote. (That's not actually true, but I do have to get a tree surgeon in to prune them)
Velociraptor Jan 2024 11:08am, 9 Jan 2024 67,251 posts	0 Velociraptor Oh! As well as being a hair donor I'm also in demand as an eyebrow donor. They're not cheap, mind. You probably can't afford them.
fetcheveryone Jan 2024 11:09am, 9 Jan 2024 30,041 posts	0 fetcheveryone Fetcheveryone is just a side-hustle. My eyebrow rental business keeps the bills paid.
Diogenes Jan 2024 11:17am, 9 Jan 2024 83,796 posts	0 Diogenes I see your eyebrows and raise you one
leaguefreak Jan 2024 11:20am, 9 Jan 2024 12,033 posts	0 leaguefreak Whilst my eyebrows are nothing to write home about I have the most amazing eyelashes. In fact the recent storms were entirely the result of my fluttering my eyelashes.

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About This Thread

Maintained by Derby Tup

Inspired by mention of superliars on Velociraptor's blog I thought I'd start a thread where Fetchies could post lies. Make them big fat ones please

For starters I've been seriously considering a hair transplant

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