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9 Jan
6:15pm, 9 Jan 2024
63,564 posts
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Derby Tup
I'm a novelist with several books published albeit not as Derby Tup
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10 Jan
6:28am, 10 Jan 2024
2,496 posts
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ptr_runner
I generally use first editions of popular novels in my wood burner to keep the house warm.
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10 Jan
4:09pm, 10 Jan 2024
63,595 posts
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Derby Tup
Choir tonight. Mick Jagger who happened to be in Bingley just before Christmas, and heard our Christmas carol concert has asked us to sing on a new recording of Sympathy for the devil. It should sound good later in Haworth church
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18 Jan
5:55am, 18 Jan 2024
442 posts
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Pale Skinny Vegan
Narrow escape this morning.
Crocodiles normally hibernate in the winter, so it was a bit of a surprise when one jumped out of the canal and chased me.
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18 Jan
3:05pm, 18 Jan 2024
63,825 posts
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Derby Tup
Amazing change in the weather here today. 15 degrees C and a light SW breeze
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18 Jan
3:24pm, 18 Jan 2024
31,413 posts
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Nicholls595
Rob Key, Managing Director of the England Men's Cricket Team, has just rung me, completely out of the blue. Wanted to know if I'd be interested in joining the squad to tour India for the upcoming Test series. I thanked him for the offer but politely declined.
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18 Jan
3:26pm, 18 Jan 2024
84,021 posts
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Diogenes
[Liar, I happen to know that most of that is true apart from the part where you declined.]
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18 Jan
3:30pm, 18 Jan 2024
84,022 posts
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Diogenes
Something else that is true is that I am set to sign a six-month contract with Crystal Palace. My versatility appealed to them as I will be able provide cover in a number of positions. I am hoping to make my debut against Arsenal at the weekend.
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18 Jan
3:34pm, 18 Jan 2024
31,415 posts
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Nicholls595
[Liar, I happen to know that most of that is true apart from the part where you declined.]
OK I admit I didn't decline. But in order to protect my true identity, I will be masquerading as Jofra Archer, using the same make up artist that worked with Michael Barrymore on his famous John Barnes impression
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18 Jan
3:38pm, 18 Jan 2024
84,023 posts
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Diogenes
[That is truly awful. Imagine wearing a Watford kit]
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