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Silent Night Runner May 2018 12:36am, 11 May 2018 256 posts	Quote 14 pins Silent Night Runner I can never remember calendar jokes, they go in one year and out the other.
JRitchie May 2018 1:47pm, 11 May 2018 1,392 posts	Quote 11 pins JRitchie I went to the doctor to get something to rid me of my fear of Calendars. He told me to take one annually. I still can't sit down.
Sweaty Frank May 2018 6:48pm, 11 May 2018 2,324 posts	Quote 7 pins Sweaty Frank I was sacked from the calendar factory. A bit harsh, all I did was take a day off.
Eynsham Red May 2018 7:17pm, 11 May 2018 2,847 posts	Quote 2 pins Eynsham Red (Surely you can make that up in a leap year Frank?)
CharlieP May 2018 7:51pm, 11 May 2018 1,150 posts	Quote Pin CharlieP Some very week jokes here, in my opinion.
colindglen May 2018 8:01pm, 11 May 2018 354 posts	Quote 1 pin colindglen Hang on a second, that's a bit rude
CharlieP May 2018 8:19pm, 11 May 2018 1,155 posts	Quote Pin CharlieP <tries to imagine the size of a calendar using seconds>
K5 Gus May 2018 8:34pm, 11 May 2018 2,589 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus My head's in a daze thinking about it...........
Nellers May 2018 8:37pm, 11 May 2018 32,553 posts	Quote 2 pins Nellers Anos
GordonG May 2018 10:05pm, 11 May 2018 7,512 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Very clever, nells!