Joke of the day........

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May 2018
12:36am, 11 May 2018
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Silent Night Runner
I can never remember calendar jokes, they go in one year and out the other.
May 2018
1:47pm, 11 May 2018
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JRitchie
I went to the doctor to get something to rid me of my fear of Calendars. He told me to take one annually. I still can't sit down.
May 2018
6:48pm, 11 May 2018
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Sweaty Frank
I was sacked from the calendar factory. A bit harsh, all I did was take a day off.
May 2018
7:17pm, 11 May 2018
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Eynsham Red
(Surely you can make that up in a leap year Frank?)
May 2018
7:51pm, 11 May 2018
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CharlieP
Some very week jokes here, in my opinion.
May 2018
8:01pm, 11 May 2018
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colindglen
Hang on a second, that's a bit rude
May 2018
8:19pm, 11 May 2018
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CharlieP
<tries to imagine the size of a calendar using seconds>
May 2018
8:34pm, 11 May 2018
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K5 Gus
My head's in a daze thinking about it...........
May 2018
8:37pm, 11 May 2018
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Nellers
Anos
May 2018
10:05pm, 11 May 2018
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GordonG
Very clever, nells!

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