Joke of the day........

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May 2018
12:36pm, 9 May 2018
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GordonG
Roman soldier walks in to a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five beers please, barman".
May 2018
1:13pm, 9 May 2018
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Dillthedog57
How can you tell if there are two elephants in the fridge?
You can hear them giggling
May 2018
1:40pm, 9 May 2018
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Stander
How to you get two whales in a car?
May 2018
1:44pm, 9 May 2018
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larkim
A483 out of Chester?
May 2018
1:45pm, 9 May 2018
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swittle
:)
May 2018
1:54pm, 9 May 2018
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Nellers
You all know about the secret cheese-based organisation that really runs the world don’t you? Everyone knows about the Halloumi-nati.
May 2018
8:24am, 10 May 2018
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Stander
I always knew the answer larkim, as being "down the M4"
May 2018
8:39am, 10 May 2018
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Valyrian Plastic
The paper calendar's days are numbered.
May 2018
8:49am, 10 May 2018
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Jock Itch
Anus horiblis.
May 2018
10:33am, 10 May 2018
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Silent Night Runner
Two men have been convicted of stealing a calendar. They got six months each.

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