May 2018
12:36pm, 9 May 2018
7,509 posts
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GordonG
Roman soldier walks in to a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five beers please, barman".
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May 2018
1:13pm, 9 May 2018
2,394 posts
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Dillthedog57
How can you tell if there are two elephants in the fridge? You can hear them giggling
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May 2018
1:40pm, 9 May 2018
15,665 posts
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Stander
How to you get two whales in a car?
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May 2018
1:44pm, 9 May 2018
4,705 posts
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larkim
A483 out of Chester?
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May 2018
1:45pm, 9 May 2018
48,535 posts
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swittle
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May 2018
1:54pm, 9 May 2018
32,546 posts
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Nellers
You all know about the secret cheese-based organisation that really runs the world don’t you? Everyone knows about the Halloumi-nati.
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May 2018
8:24am, 10 May 2018
15,666 posts
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Stander
I always knew the answer larkim, as being "down the M4"
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May 2018
8:39am, 10 May 2018
7,657 posts
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Valyrian Plastic
The paper calendar's days are numbered.
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May 2018
8:49am, 10 May 2018
12,473 posts
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Jock Itch
Anus horiblis.
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May 2018
10:33am, 10 May 2018
255 posts
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Silent Night Runner
Two men have been convicted of stealing a calendar. They got six months each.
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