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Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy 19 May 1:26am, 19 May 2024 22,125 posts	0 rf_fozzy As a solitary person, I cannot be aggregated. Friday, weekend. Any day. Says so on my lanyard. In small print. On the back. Did you not read it?
rf_fozzy 19 May 1:28am, 19 May 2024 22,126 posts	0 rf_fozzy I blame the pebble dashers. They've always been a bit funny.
LindsD 19 May 8:06am, 19 May 2024 67,995 posts	0 LindsD So would you be if you had to dash pebbles
Carpathius 19 May 9:40am, 19 May 2024 23,057 posts	0 Carpathius I'm more concerned about the pebble dashees. They haven't even got a union.
Nellers 19 May 11:22am, 19 May 2024 42,931 posts	0 Nellers They have, however, got an onion so there’s that at least.
Mark J 🇳🇿 19 May 11:25am, 19 May 2024 2,183 posts	0 Mark J 🇳🇿 I believe they have been known to cry about it, though.
Nellers 19 May 1:21pm, 19 May 2024 42,932 posts	0 Nellers Well it is their party, after all.
Nellers 19 May 1:22pm, 19 May 2024 42,933 posts	0 Nellers You get a great medal for completing the Pebble Dash though, don’t you? Comes with a ribbon that you can use as a lanyard if I remember correctly.
rf_fozzy 19 May 2:15pm, 19 May 2024 22,127 posts	0 rf_fozzy The pebble dashed lanyard ribbon is very heavy
LindsD 19 May 4:12pm, 19 May 2024 67,999 posts	0 LindsD I need more lanyards

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Maintained by Diogenes

Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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