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Fellrunning Nov 2013 3:25pm, 14 Nov 2013 1,003 posts	0 Fellrunning Of course here our vasectomised males are called "Teaser Tups" and are specifically employed to get the girls "In the mood" for the big boys. Its one long Friday night for them. Of course once the "Real" males move in its as much grass as they can eat for a couple of months and a one way ticket to Harpur Hill...
plodding hippo Nov 2013 3:27pm, 14 Nov 2013 49,934 posts	0 plodding hippo Yikes Im not squeamish but even I am a bit green round the gills reading back;)
Frobester Nov 2013 3:30pm, 14 Nov 2013 24,137 posts	0 Frobester And yet we're encouraged to go through this procedure as "taking one for the team"...
Nick Cook Nov 2013 3:33pm, 14 Nov 2013 15,965 posts	0 Nick Cook Mrs C had a hysterectomy before I had to have the snip.
plodding hippo Nov 2013 3:38pm, 14 Nov 2013 49,935 posts	0 plodding hippo Nick Eh???????? you havent had a snip have you?
The Teaboy Nov 2013 3:41pm, 14 Nov 2013 10,269 posts	0 The Teaboy Haven't had the snip (I still harbour ambitions). I have been c0ck blocked many times though.
Northern Exile Nov 2013 3:42pm, 14 Nov 2013 2,771 posts	0 Northern Exile I like "Teaser Tup" Sort of the male equivalent of a "Fluffer" ?
plodding hippo Nov 2013 3:44pm, 14 Nov 2013 49,936 posts	0 plodding hippo I am glad you said that before me NE
Nick Cook Nov 2013 3:45pm, 14 Nov 2013 15,966 posts	0 Nick Cook No, no snip for me. Keep those bricks away!!!
Frobester Nov 2013 3:48pm, 14 Nov 2013 24,138 posts	0 Frobester Ah, but think of the fortune one saves on condoms!

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