Giving up sex?

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Nov 2013
2:49pm, 14 Nov 2013
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plodding hippo
I dont have sex, so nowt to give up
Married for 21 years

NE, yes indeed , be very afraid ;)
Nov 2013
2:50pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Nick Cook
nice TOTP :-)
Nov 2013
2:54pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Fellrunning
NE - I know the surgeon you mean. He did my appendix.

Know - I should say knew. Stray shell on his house when I was battery commander don't you know......
Nov 2013
3:09pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Northern Exile
Sounds like I owe you a beer (or several), I do like closure ..... :-)
Nov 2013
3:10pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Johnny Blaze
I went for the snip and it failed miserably.

I'd like to say it was because my swimmers are so powerful they wouldn't let something like a tied tube stop them from getting to the open air, but the reality is a lot more prosaic.
Nov 2013
3:14pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Northern Exile
I have long held the theory that sperm contains an irritant that makes you want to get rid of it. That might explain things JB.
Nov 2013
3:14pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Frobester
I went for the snip and it was massively successful. And, despite the faint whiff of cauterised flesh emanating from the slab, I managed to engage the butcher, sorry, surgeon, in a fairly detailed discussion about private versus public healthcare, whilst in bollockus displayismus. Drugs aren't always bad, mmmkay?
Nov 2013
3:15pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Johnny Blaze
My surgeon rummaged around my tackle like he had his hand in a bran tub :-(
Nov 2013
3:15pm, 14 Nov 2013
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TRO Saracen
Think I went off BBQ's for a few weeks after my Vasectomy....
Nov 2013
3:18pm, 14 Nov 2013
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Johnny Blaze
Too many seared sossidges?

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