Giving up sex?

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Johnny Blaze Nov 2013 3:50pm, 14 Nov 2013 19,787 posts	0 Johnny Blaze You get em free from family planning clinics.
Johnny Blaze Nov 2013 3:50pm, 14 Nov 2013 19,788 posts	0 Johnny Blaze Hehe.
Nick Cook Nov 2013 3:53pm, 14 Nov 2013 15,967 posts	0 Nick Cook No - read earlier. Mrs C had a hysterctomy!!
Frobester Nov 2013 3:56pm, 14 Nov 2013 24,139 posts	0 Frobester Not the fancy ones, JB (see the Puritan Family sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)...
plodding hippo Nov 2013 3:57pm, 14 Nov 2013 49,937 posts	0 plodding hippo BAD JB ;\)
Johnny Blaze Nov 2013 4:06pm, 14 Nov 2013 19,790 posts	0 Johnny Blaze Fancy ones?
GlennR Nov 2013 4:14pm, 14 Nov 2013 8,578 posts	0 GlennR The ones with three heads.
paul the builder Nov 2013 4:20pm, 14 Nov 2013 4,068 posts	0 paul the builder .. that sing "We are the Champions" when you're done.
Frobester Nov 2013 4:30pm, 14 Nov 2013 24,140 posts	0 Frobester "French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress...I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
Johnny Blaze Nov 2013 4:31pm, 14 Nov 2013 19,791 posts	0 Johnny Blaze Pig's bladder not good enough for the old chap?