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Dec 2021
9:41am, 14 Dec 2021
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Ocelot Spleens
A standing ovation for cheating? Milk The Cow is a fuckwit.
Dec 2021
10:00am, 14 Dec 2021
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paul the builder
Whoosh!
Dec 2021
10:04am, 14 Dec 2021
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Nicholls595
The 56 year old me still thinks the same as the 20 year old me.

Cheating bastard!
Dec 2021
10:08am, 14 Dec 2021
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TROSaracen
The 54 year old me wishes the 18 year old me had said ‘Time’s up Shilts, and certainly don’t hang around for the next one, as you won’t get your geriatric arse into the same postcode as 5 German penalties….’
Dec 2021
10:10am, 14 Dec 2021
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Derby Tup
Forest innit
Dec 2021
10:18am, 14 Dec 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
Don't forget the upgrade was Chris Woods. Made Shilts look like the Bank of England.
Dec 2021
10:26am, 14 Dec 2021
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Diogenes
I'm more sad about what Shilton has become since quitting football.

Re. that penalty shoot out, Lineker says how he and Shilts had watched other shoot-outs and noticed that in most at least two pens would be hit down the middle, therefore the keeper wouldn't dive until the ball was struck giving him the opportunity of some easy saves. The Germans put all theirs in the corners.
Dec 2021
10:28am, 14 Dec 2021
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Diogenes
Now he has questionable views and got one of the funniest spoof Twitter accounts (Peter Shilton, later Peter Shiltonish) taken down.
Dec 2021
10:29am, 14 Dec 2021
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paul the builder
I'm more sad about what Shilton has become since quitting football.

We shouldn't rule out the possibility that he may have been a Tory bell-end while he was playing also.
Dec 2021
10:29am, 14 Dec 2021
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Ocelot Spleens
I would have money that he was.

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Ah, the beautiful game, remember that? Let's put down some jumpers and have a socially-distanced kickabout. Long shots only, and no hugging and kissing.

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