Cricket Thread

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B Rubble Aug 2013 7:10am, 13 Aug 2013 1,829 posts	0 B Rubble For all of those that endured England cricket during the 90s read the following from Cricket Australia: cricket.com.au Much more satisfying than reading the home-grown reviews.
B Rubble Aug 2013 7:28am, 13 Aug 2013 1,830 posts	0 B Rubble Doh! Just realised that the article was taken from the Daily Mirror's Dean Wilson. Surprised the Aussies used it to compound their misery.
Wriggling Snake Aug 2013 9:14am, 13 Aug 2013 4,737 posts	0 Wriggling Snake I was up at the game, looked well dodgy once it got to the 100 mark, marvellous after that
Endorphins Junky Aug 2013 9:16am, 13 Aug 2013 2,526 posts	0 Endorphins Junky A little bit jealous of the Fetchie's who were there - must have been an excellent day!
ThorntonRunner Aug 2013 11:42am, 18 Aug 2013 720 posts	0 ThorntonRunner What do you call all the world-class Australian cricketers? Retired. Why doesn't anyone drink wine in Australia any more? We've got no openers. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? Cinderella knew when it was time to leave the ball. What do the Australian test batsmen have in common with Michael Jackson? They wear gloves for no apparent reason. Who spends the more time at the crease than the Australian cricket team? The woman who irons their trousers. What's the height of optimism? An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen. What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car? Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both. What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director? One doesn't keep losing the ashes. The Australian bobsled team have asked the Aussie cricket team for advice. They want to know how they go downhill so fast.
The Teaboy Aug 2013 9:27am, 21 Aug 2013 9,610 posts	0 The Teaboy Good morning everybody. Fifth test starts today. I presume nobody will be getting any work done!
Wriggling Snake Aug 2013 9:45am, 21 Aug 2013 4,800 posts	0 Wriggling Snake We are gonna kick their sorry arse
HowFar? Aug 2013 9:45am, 21 Aug 2013 9,791 posts	0 HowFar? Good morning, TB - good morning everybody. Darren Lehmann to go home crying after this test?
The Teaboy Aug 2013 9:46am, 21 Aug 2013 9,611 posts	0 The Teaboy Good Morning HowFers, my dear old thing! Hopefully. Although Lehmann stated in the Guardian this morning that he wants the Aussies to do just that to us in the return series.
Crash Hamster Aug 2013 9:49am, 21 Aug 2013 210 posts	0 Crash Hamster good morning HF, good morning everybody. Interesting that Lehmann says he doesn't agree with 'walking' but then goes on to blame Broad for not walking; this implies that there are thin edges that you stand for and thicker edges that you walk for. I await his definition of the dividing point with bated breath....