Words of wisdom
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Jun 2023
6:08am, 16 Jun 2023
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richmac
When I did my apprenticeship the guy who ran the place used to say "there's nothing as overrated as bad sex and there's nothing as underrated as a good sh*t" He was also a fan of 'you can't polish a turd' |
Jun 2023
6:30am, 16 Jun 2023
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Diogenes
Always hold a straight glass with your little finger underneath. You don’t have to piss all your money up the wall. |
Jun 2023
6:43am, 16 Jun 2023
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Dillthedog
My grandad used to say about bacon, when it catches fire, it’s just about done. He liked his bacon crispy
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Jun 2023
7:42am, 16 Jun 2023
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Oscar the Grouch
But you can roll it in glitter richmac
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Jun 2023
8:24am, 16 Jun 2023
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richmac
Always hold a straight glass with your little finger underneath. You don’t have to piss all your money up the wall. Guy who ran the butty shop near me used to describe bacon as either a Nicky Lauda or a Joan of Arc. |
Jun 2023
9:14am, 16 Jun 2023
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Pou Pou LePhoõk
Pole downstream, and the crocodiles will laugh at you.
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Jun 2023
1:36pm, 16 Jun 2023
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Little Miss Happy
If ifs were pots and buts were pans there'd be no need for tinkers.
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Jun 2023
1:51pm, 16 Jun 2023
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Night-owl
Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle
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Jun 2023
2:03pm, 16 Jun 2023
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Valyrian Plastic
Never compare your beginning to someone else's middle.
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Jun 2023
8:15pm, 17 Jun 2023
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lin50
Work to live not live to work.
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