Words of wisdom

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faithfulred
faithfulred
Jun 2023
4:11pm, 15 Jun 2023
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faithfulred
Your mind is like a parachute. It only works if it's open.
Silent Runner
Silent Runner
Jun 2023
4:31pm, 15 Jun 2023
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Silent Runner
If you open your mind too far, your brain will fall out.
Oscar the Grouch
Oscar the Grouch
Jun 2023
5:47pm, 15 Jun 2023
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Oscar the Grouch
'Don't be shit' - self advice from Steve Way, formerly Marigold of this parish.
Mushroom
Mushroom
Jun 2023
7:42pm, 15 Jun 2023
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Mushroom
If the mixer is two-thirds of your drink, you've chosen the wrong barman..
Homeless Kodo
Homeless Kodo
Jun 2023
7:46pm, 15 Jun 2023
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Homeless Kodo
Never keep your deep heat & haemorrhoid cream next to each other in a dark cupboard.
EvilPixie
EvilPixie
Jun 2023
8:47pm, 15 Jun 2023
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EvilPixie
Haha mushroom
richmac
richmac
Jun 2023
8:51pm, 15 Jun 2023
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richmac
Never pay retail
EvilPixie
EvilPixie
Jun 2023
8:53pm, 15 Jun 2023
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EvilPixie
(Classic)
Don’t eat yellow snow
richmac
richmac
Jun 2023
9:04pm, 15 Jun 2023
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richmac
Always have a spare.
Sigh
Sigh
Jun 2023
5:26am, 16 Jun 2023
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Sigh
Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

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A place to put any pearls of wisdom, or just phrases that made you think, or laugh.

My grandfather always used to say, if you were supposed to like it, they wouldn't call it work.

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