Dec 2017
5:07pm, 24 Dec 2017
13,055 posts
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Carpathius
Being completely unable to locate the roll of sellotape at three fifteen on a Sunday Christmas Eve, necessitating a trip to Asda fifteen minutes before they shut.
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Dec 2017
6:58pm, 24 Dec 2017
15,869 posts
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ChrisHB
Dingdong merrily on high.
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Dec 2017
1:40pm, 27 Dec 2017
5,929 posts
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Wobbling in a winter wonderland
Online sales where items are listed as ‘out of stock’ as soon as the sale opens. I’m looking at you John Lewis.
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Dec 2017
4:21pm, 27 Dec 2017
32,549 posts
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McGoohan
as a corollary to that...
'Sales' that increase the price of the items above what they were before Christmas. I'm looking at you W H Smith.
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Dec 2017
5:37pm, 27 Dec 2017
37,375 posts
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Velociraptor
Communal boxes of Thornton's toffee. In particular, the way the chunks stick together and can't be separated, so you have to take a lump that weighs about 1kg, and once you've wrestled the first piece off with your teeth it looks untidy, and next thing you know it's all gone, and you go back to the box, but there's nothing in it but more sputnik-like lumps.
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Dec 2017
11:40pm, 27 Dec 2017
15,891 posts
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ChrisHB
Football statistics such as
this is the 17th time since March, 1959, that a player whose initials are JR has scored the winning goal in the 41st minute of the match.
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Dec 2017
10:01am, 28 Dec 2017
2,213 posts
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Surrey Phil
I don't do the National Lottery but their equivalent, "that's the 954th time that ball's been drawn, the last time being 17 weeks ago."
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Dec 2017
4:45pm, 29 Dec 2017
2,215 posts
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Surrey Phil
Today, it's NatWest online banking. First, it made me reset my details even though what I had already entered was correct, now the system has crashed and I can't get back in. Mickey Mouse bank!
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Dec 2017
4:58pm, 29 Dec 2017
8,346 posts
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lammo
Actually delighted to see nobodys gears were ground sufficiently to post on either 25 or 26
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Dec 2017
5:13pm, 29 Dec 2017
4,822 posts
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WA
Please do not power off or unplug your machine. Installing update 1 of 35
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