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Diogeneezer Scrooge Dec 2020 2:37pm, 2 Dec 2020 55,458 posts	Quote Pin Diogeneezer Scrooge Not looking forward to Stove Tuesday
McGoohan Dec 2020 4:31pm, 2 Dec 2020 47,521 posts	Quote 6 pins McGoohan So this reminds me.... My wife said we should watch that old movie 'Gaslight'. So I said, 'We already watched it, last week. Don't you remember? You loved it!'
JRitchie Dec 2020 4:38pm, 2 Dec 2020 2,065 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Its hard to get innuendo into a joke about ovens. My girlfriend does love to handle my hotpoint when she comes around to visit.
richmachristmas Dec 2020 6:01pm, 2 Dec 2020 14,649 posts	Quote Pin richmachristmas Is she always fiddling with your nobs?
Mouseytongue Dec 2020 6:19pm, 2 Dec 2020 6,424 posts	Quote 20 pins Mouseytongue
Cyclopstheoneeyedreindeer Dec 2020 8:22pm, 2 Dec 2020 4,248 posts	Quote Pin Cyclopstheoneeyedreindeer Laughed so hard at that I cried!
Rosehip Dec 2020 8:27pm, 2 Dec 2020 18,780 posts	Quote Pin Rosehip Brilliant
swittle Dec 2020 9:50pm, 2 Dec 2020 70,402 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^ [V clever, McGoohan - 'Gaslight' was shown this morning on one of the more obscure sat channels. Bergman fully deserves the Oscar.]
run-forest-run Dec 2020 9:27pm, 3 Dec 2020 3,183 posts	Quote 1 pin run-forest-run I don't watch much tv anymore but I put the news on last night.... would you believe it the same as three months ago !! Bloody repeats !!
The Terminator Dec 2020 2:27pm, 4 Dec 2020 8,830 posts	Quote 2 pins The Terminator I've decided no festive songs in the work party this year, disco only. At Christmas time we let in Dee Lite and we banish Slade...