Jan 2019
4:16pm, 9 Jan 2019
12,747 posts
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Jock Itch
I have to set my monitor to 1280 x 1024:
It's my New Year's resolution.
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Jan 2019
8:31pm, 9 Jan 2019
2,313 posts
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TnoP
My wife got rushed into hospital today. She had eaten a daffodil bulb in error,thinking it was an onion. Hopefully she should be out in the spring
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Jan 2019
9:20am, 10 Jan 2019
8,700 posts
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The Terminator
I hear Jeff Bezos' wife is leaving him.
Wonder if it's with a neighbour?
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Jan 2019
9:50am, 10 Jan 2019
1,649 posts
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Raemond
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Jan 2019
9:58am, 10 Jan 2019
30,040 posts
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HappyG(rrr)
[Gosh, existential comedy. This thread must have been on a self-improvement course. Anus! GG]
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Jan 2019
11:33am, 10 Jan 2019
7,850 posts
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Binks
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex
My wife said it's "dyslexia" but what does she know?
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Jan 2019
12:49pm, 10 Jan 2019
28,492 posts
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Derby Tup
I had some of that ennui a while ago. It doesn’t half take some shifting
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Jan 2019
1:14pm, 10 Jan 2019
2,872 posts
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gcwenn
I went away on a business trip and i booked myself into the Premier Inn. I was naked and laid spread-eagled on the bed when the chambermaid walked in...................................................eventually
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Jan 2019
2:16pm, 10 Jan 2019
12,748 posts
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Jock Itch
I went dogging with the girlfriend last night..
Never again!!
By the time she'd finished parking the car everyone had fucked off!
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Jan 2019
2:17pm, 10 Jan 2019
12,749 posts
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Jock Itch
A midget goes into a library asking the assistant, "Do you have any books on midget discrimination?"
Librarian replies "Top shelf sir!"
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