Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Jan 2019 4:16pm, 9 Jan 2019 12,747 posts	0 Jock Itch I have to set my monitor to 1280 x 1024: It's my New Year's resolution.
TnoP Jan 2019 8:31pm, 9 Jan 2019 2,313 posts	0 TnoP My wife got rushed into hospital today. She had eaten a daffodil bulb in error,thinking it was an onion. Hopefully she should be out in the spring
The Terminator Jan 2019 9:20am, 10 Jan 2019 8,700 posts	0 The Terminator I hear Jeff Bezos' wife is leaving him. Wonder if it's with a neighbour?
Raemond Jan 2019 9:50am, 10 Jan 2019 1,649 posts	0 Raemond
HappyG(rrr) Jan 2019 9:58am, 10 Jan 2019 30,040 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [Gosh, existential comedy. This thread must have been on a self-improvement course. Anus! GG]
Binks Jan 2019 11:33am, 10 Jan 2019 7,850 posts	0 Binks My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex My wife said it's "dyslexia" but what does she know?
Derby Tup Jan 2019 12:49pm, 10 Jan 2019 28,492 posts	0 Derby Tup I had some of that ennui a while ago. It doesn’t half take some shifting
gcwenn Jan 2019 1:14pm, 10 Jan 2019 2,872 posts	0 gcwenn I went away on a business trip and i booked myself into the Premier Inn. I was naked and laid spread-eagled on the bed when the chambermaid walked in...................................................eventually
Jock Itch Jan 2019 2:16pm, 10 Jan 2019 12,748 posts	0 Jock Itch I went dogging with the girlfriend last night.. Never again!! By the time she'd finished parking the car everyone had fucked off!
Jock Itch Jan 2019 2:17pm, 10 Jan 2019 12,749 posts	0 Jock Itch A midget goes into a library asking the assistant, "Do you have any books on midget discrimination?" Librarian replies "Top shelf sir!"