Joke of the day........

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Jan 2019
4:16pm, 9 Jan 2019
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Jock Itch
I have to set my monitor to 1280 x 1024:

It's my New Year's resolution.
Jan 2019
8:31pm, 9 Jan 2019
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TnoP
My wife got rushed into hospital today. She had eaten a daffodil bulb in error,thinking it was an onion. Hopefully she should be out in the spring
Jan 2019
9:20am, 10 Jan 2019
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The Terminator
I hear Jeff Bezos' wife is leaving him.

Wonder if it's with a neighbour?
Jan 2019
9:50am, 10 Jan 2019
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Raemond
Jan 2019
9:58am, 10 Jan 2019
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HappyG(rrr)
[Gosh, existential comedy. This thread must have been on a self-improvement course. Anus! :-) GG]
Jan 2019
11:33am, 10 Jan 2019
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Binks
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

My wife said it's "dyslexia" but what does she know?
Jan 2019
12:49pm, 10 Jan 2019
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Derby Tup
I had some of that ennui a while ago. It doesn’t half take some shifting
Jan 2019
1:14pm, 10 Jan 2019
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gcwenn
I went away on a business trip and i booked myself into the Premier Inn.
I was naked and laid spread-eagled on the bed when the chambermaid walked in...................................................eventually
Jan 2019
2:16pm, 10 Jan 2019
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Jock Itch
I went dogging with the girlfriend last night..

Never again!!

By the time she'd finished parking the car everyone had fucked off!
Jan 2019
2:17pm, 10 Jan 2019
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Jock Itch
A midget goes into a library asking the assistant, "Do you have any books on midget discrimination?"

Librarian replies "Top shelf sir!"

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