Liar, liar, pants on fire
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Jan 2024
5:00pm, 18 Jan 2024
67,387 posts
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Velociraptor
57DoP  My small mammal lives a pampered life on an organic free range farm in Indonesia. I know this is true because I sponsor it through PETA and it sends me a letter and a photo every six months to tell me how happy it is. The beans are delivered cleaned and packed in bags labelled Barissimo to avoid massive import fees.
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Jan 2024
7:18pm, 18 Jan 2024
12,135 posts
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leaguefreak
Velociraptor you utter pleb. I only drink coffee made from beans that have been through the digestive system of two different species of endangered mammal. To reduce the environmental impact they are kept in sanctuaries in different continents as part of a project to increase the population of those mammals. The beans are washed in meltwater from a glacier before being packed in hemp bags and ethically shipped to me.
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Jan 2024
7:38pm, 18 Jan 2024
63,837 posts
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Derby Tup
I mostly drink this when not on my usual swimming pool water. Better than that hipster muck |
Jan 2024
7:44pm, 18 Jan 2024
16,459 posts
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57.5 Days of Pain
The beans are washed in meltwater from a glacier before being packed in hemp bags and ethically shipped to me. |
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Jan 2024
7:52pm, 18 Jan 2024
67,388 posts
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Velociraptor
There's a thread for people like you. I narrowly fail to qualify.
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Jan 2024
10:15pm, 18 Jan 2024
53,613 posts
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McGoohan
Coffee beans? Ha, I use ground-up coconuts. You need a really big coffee-grinder for that. I mean coconut-grinder
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Jan 2024
10:18pm, 18 Jan 2024
63,846 posts
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Derby Tup
I've just been doing some balance work on my wobble board. Nothing serious. Just four hours, standing on my head
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Jan 2024
11:01pm, 18 Jan 2024
67,391 posts
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Velociraptor
My core stability is so off-the-scale fantastic that I need to use three or four wobble boards stacked one on top of the other to feel any benefit.
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Jan 2024
11:10pm, 18 Jan 2024
12,184 posts
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cathrobinson
Ha! You’re such amateurs. My core is so strong I now levitate.
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Jan 2024
6:24am, 19 Jan 2024
84,029 posts
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Diogenes
I only drink instant coffee, made with boiled tap water.
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