Things you want to say but can't

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ChrisHB Dec 2016 11:30pm, 12 Dec 2016 14,237 posts	0 ChrisHB I did not mistakenly put brackets round my last contribution. I have not just found a huge quantity of cooking chocolate, and I do know that it's not really worth eating.
Duchess Dec 2016 7:16am, 13 Dec 2016 7,259 posts	0 Duchess I am not ridiculously amused by both the colleagues who decorated the office with this, and by those who are outraged by it:
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Dec 2016 7:30am, 13 Dec 2016 24,741 posts	0 Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) (Love it!)
Scott S Dec 2016 8:04am, 13 Dec 2016 971 posts	0 Scott S Wish my neighbours would **** off and die. Can't really put anything else as it will all be a $%*!$% sort of thing.
Hark the Helegant Angels Sing Dec 2016 8:30am, 13 Dec 2016 4,016 posts	0 Hark the Helegant Angels Sing My primary objection is to your assumption that my boundaries don't matter. If you had bothered to ask...
ChrisHB Dec 2016 8:31am, 13 Dec 2016 14,240 posts	0 ChrisHB I did not nearly pour muesli into my cup of tea that was waiting for its milk.
Wobbling Dec 2016 8:33am, 13 Dec 2016 4,273 posts	0 Wobbling Rather than apologise for not washing up and leaving a half-full pot of tea on side before you left, you could actually have done the washing up and emptied the teapot. We fed and watered all 6 of you all weekend and only one of you lifted a finger to help, and that was only drying up a few glasses. We're both exhausted at the moment, the last thing we needed when we got in last night was to be faced with swathes of unwashed dishes. And it's great that you all made your beds. Do you not think stripping them would actually have been more of a help? I dare not see what a mess you've left in the bathroom. My mother might well be an odd woman but she and her husband are at least helpful when they stay, so if you are planning to stay for a week, as you keep threatening, you will have to do some work while you're with us. I don't know what you think we do for a living, but it doesn't leave us much time to babysit and coddle two fit and healthy OAPs.
djblyth Dec 2016 8:38am, 13 Dec 2016 11 posts	0 djblyth I love my 'job'.
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 8:43am, 13 Dec 2016 35,012 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town [Having no spare rooms is a pain in the neck sometimes, but when it comes to ancestral visitations it's an advantage.]
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 8:46am, 13 Dec 2016 35,013 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town No child of mine would own a special plug-in gadget just for cooking rice. If one of them happened to come by such a device, they would have the sense not to use it to "cook" one of those sachets of cooked rice that takes 90 seconds in the microwave.