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Lip Gloss May 2021 10:41pm, 21 May 2021 51,601 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss Read the feckin post....her dog was on a lead
phal May 2021 9:26pm, 22 May 2021 3,584 posts	Quote Pin phal You paid them to write about you - don’t pretend they just happened to choose you to write about. It’s not hard to find how much you paid them, either. I saw the advert 😝
ITG 🇮🇸 May 2021 11:58am, 23 May 2021 12,658 posts	Quote Pin ITG 🇮🇸 I was definitely not sniggering at today's sermon on violent wind.
phal May 2021 1:03pm, 23 May 2021 3,586 posts	Quote Pin phal I’m trying to purchase something from you; I appreciate I’ve asked you to post it to me when it’s not something you usually do, but please let your wife know that I can hear her chuntering in the background - it’s really not an inappropriate request and I’m paying you for postage, packaging and time because I understand it being a small business owner myself. FFS. [If it wasn’t for the fact the person who had made it was someone I know and want to support then I’d have told them.... 🙄]
Lip Gloss May 2021 1:22pm, 23 May 2021 51,648 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss FFS Garmin 😡😡😡 but longest run since January and you can’t upload any splits
LindsD May 2021 1:29pm, 23 May 2021 47,192 posts	Quote Pin LindsD Your lateness is now beyond a joke
Fizz :-) May 2021 4:41pm, 23 May 2021 5,723 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) Yes, I know you’re not the soul of a dead relative, and you think I’m just a moose or elk with surprisingly small feet, but it’s lovely to have you around. (To a robin)
poppyH May 2021 8:12pm, 23 May 2021 1,365 posts	Quote Pin poppyH If your room wasn't such a shit tip, it wouldn't have got broken.
Diogenes May 2021 11:44am, 24 May 2021 60,087 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I can concentrate on other things when waiting for someone to call me back.
CStar May 2021 11:55am, 24 May 2021 8,159 posts	Quote Pin CStar The trip to the vet this evening is likley to have a good outcome.