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AndrewS Aug 2017 8:31am, 2 Aug 2017 612 posts	0 AndrewS [Dill- I have often wondered if my students (mostly young girls in their 20's) are just copying my style; I must be a bit of a fashion icon ]
jennyh Aug 2017 8:39am, 2 Aug 2017 2,017 posts	0 jennyh I'm not trying to force myself to like porridge. If I were, that would be fine as I've been finding every spoonful really tasty.
Duchess Aug 2017 8:42am, 2 Aug 2017 7,605 posts	0 Duchess The spider is where I left it. If it wasn't, it would be because there's a spider moving fairy that spirits them off to a faraway web.
um Aug 2017 9:11am, 2 Aug 2017 27 posts	0 um Duchess You could try one of these .... slightly cheaper than haz mat suit. robertdyas.co.uk
ChrisHB Aug 2017 9:39am, 2 Aug 2017 15,205 posts	0 ChrisHB You can eat a Penguin biscuit just the same as a Kitkat: lightly snap it in half lengthways without looking.
jennyh Aug 2017 9:56am, 2 Aug 2017 2,019 posts	0 jennyh I'm really looking forward to this 3 hour meeting [:-(]
Dillthedog57 Aug 2017 9:57am, 2 Aug 2017 964 posts	0 Dillthedog57 [i think I might do my eyebrows with a thick permanent marker just so that I fit in]
Wobbling Aug 2017 10:06am, 2 Aug 2017 5,297 posts	0 Wobbling [don't forget the dead spider fake eyelashes and the excessively long acrylic nails Dill]
D2 Aug 2017 10:41am, 2 Aug 2017 9,943 posts	0 D2 Personally I'm fine being 2 foot away from a spider with a catching device and I'm also happy when one completely disappears and do not consider moving house until "someone" finds it for me.
shyfire Aug 2017 10:47am, 2 Aug 2017 1,091 posts	0 shyfire Oh great another project with tweedle dumb and dee. The project manager who turns up to meetings for something to do since he's sure as hell not working on a project plan and the deployment manager who doesn't actually know what his job title means and alternates running around like a headless chicken with shoulder shrugs muttering "what's the worst that could happen" under his breath while simultaneously 'tinkering' with stuff he should have delegated. Can't wait