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Fragile Do Not Bend Aug 2017 8:30am, 1 Aug 2017 2,091 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Dear BBC Breakfast, in this country we all it a catwalk. Runways are for planes.
Wobbling Aug 2017 9:02am, 1 Aug 2017 5,284 posts	0 Wobbling One day, just one day, could you arrive in the office without all the groaning and sighing that accompanies your every move. I know you're not 100% fit but you'll have a better chance of feeling better if you stop eating so much, like that fried egg filled baguette that used to be a Friday treat and now has become your everyday breakfast.
Mazlin Aug 2017 9:27am, 1 Aug 2017 3,382 posts	0 Mazlin If you're going to cycle on the road, fucking stop at red traffic lights like the rest of us. Twat.
Maz Heeps Aug 2017 9:30am, 1 Aug 2017 8,738 posts	0 Maz Heeps you should really wear tights with that skirt....
Mazlin Aug 2017 9:33am, 1 Aug 2017 3,384 posts	0 Mazlin Why d'you have to behave as if everything is a personal attack on you? You're not that important.
Brandon Aug 2017 10:54am, 1 Aug 2017 188 posts	0 Brandon Here we again 😩 'Business as usual', 'change management', 'low hanging fruit', 'identifying efficiencies', etc What a load of wanky bollocks.
Nessie Aug 2017 11:17am, 1 Aug 2017 178 posts	0 Nessie I love Freedom of Information requests. They make my life complete. It is a valuable public service which is never abused by commercial companies trying to find out when contracts are due for renewal.
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Aug 2017 11:33am, 1 Aug 2017 25,754 posts	0 Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Nessie I can so relate to that!
Wobbling Aug 2017 11:48am, 1 Aug 2017 5,285 posts	0 Wobbling [FOI requests are the bane of my life at times.]
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Aug 2017 12:44pm, 1 Aug 2017 25,756 posts	0 Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) [They are my job at the moment]