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Mandymoo Feb 2017 12:55pm, 21 Feb 2017 4,422 posts	Quote Pin Mandymoo I am perfectly happy to be sat in a car being driven by your driver to collect my car, and even happier for him to answer his mobile phone (a call from your service department) and for him to continue driving along with the phone in his hand. It is not illegal, it is not unsafe and I have not just made a formal complaint!
Fragile Do Not Bend Feb 2017 3:25pm, 21 Feb 2017 1,558 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Oreo-cat is safe at home asleep and is not currently at a vet's because he has been terrorising another person's cats and that person thought he was a stray. I'm not going to miss my group run tonight because I don't have to pick the bloody cat up from the vet.
shyfire Feb 2017 3:46pm, 21 Feb 2017 1,028 posts	Quote Pin shyfire [At least you know where he is now, safe and well I hope]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 3:57pm, 21 Feb 2017 35,541 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [I love the idea that FDNB has just discovered that her cat is The Wrong Crowd.]
cathrobinson Feb 2017 4:02pm, 21 Feb 2017 5,351 posts	Quote Pin cathrobinson It's hot here and I'm not actually sitting as wrapped up as I would be at home (and slightly colder...)
Wobbling Feb 2017 4:10pm, 21 Feb 2017 4,635 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Your fall from grace has been spectacular, hasn't it?
Fragile Do Not Bend Feb 2017 4:21pm, 21 Feb 2017 1,559 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend [my husband said it felt a bit like being a parent who had just been told their child is the local bully 😄]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 4:29pm, 21 Feb 2017 35,543 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [It could be worse. I remember a feature in one of the newspapers written by someone who used to let his two sweet-natured dogs go off roaming together and it was only when they were caught in the act that he discovered they spent their adventure-time ripping the throats out of entire flocks of sheep.]
Wobbling Feb 2017 4:44pm, 21 Feb 2017 4,636 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling I know you neither of you eat sausages but guys, seriously all this excessive faffage is really sizzle, not sausage. It's not that important. It's time to stop sweating the small stuff and get on with your jobs.
Velociraptor Feb 2017 4:54pm, 21 Feb 2017 35,544 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Why do you fart more when you eat healthy food than when you eat rubbish? Let me refer you to the doctor who's the specialist on this subject. She's called Dr Google and she has all the time in the world to explain it to you in detail.