Things you want to say but can't

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GlennR Aug 2023 12:20pm, 8 Aug 2023 71,939 posts	0 GlennR [All the best Macca] Dear BBC weather app. If you reckon there is a 66% chance of rain between 16:00 and 17:00, then the chance of rain during the whole day cannot be 18%. Until you get around to employing people with a basic grasp of arithmetic we are all better off with a piece of seaweed.
ITG 🇮🇸 Aug 2023 1:23pm, 8 Aug 2023 16,765 posts	0 ITG 🇮🇸 (👏👏👏 Glenn. Basic maths and a smattering of "how statistics work" should be mandatory for all journalists.)
Lip Gloss Aug 2023 2:51pm, 8 Aug 2023 70,594 posts	0 Lip Gloss [ or just look out the window every now and again….it’s just as accurate]
Grast_girl Aug 2023 4:23pm, 8 Aug 2023 2,963 posts	0 Grast_girl While it is something that could have happened to anyone, why did you have to do it today? [Spending the afternoon filling out the H&S near miss form was not part of my plans for the day.]
cackleberry Aug 2023 4:32pm, 8 Aug 2023 3,171 posts	0 cackleberry Dear Boss, Sorry I haven't done any work today, but my puppy thought it was a good idea to lie in the sun on the grass outside the office and play with an apple she had found. Frankly, I agree. [Sadly, me, the puppy and the apple are all in the office doing reports like good little employees]
cackleberry Aug 2023 4:41pm, 8 Aug 2023 3,172 posts	0 cackleberry Gosh, I want to quit modern life and become a hippy.
Metro_Nome Aug 2023 7:38pm, 8 Aug 2023 7,131 posts	0 Metro_Nome I can’t face your drama. If you’re that sick, call 111 or go to hospital.
ChrisHB Aug 2023 8:30pm, 8 Aug 2023 22,594 posts	0 ChrisHB Of course I understood Glenn's point immediately; in fact I have often thought exactly the same.
halfpint Aug 2023 9:07pm, 8 Aug 2023 39,884 posts	0 halfpint A 50% refund to remove my review of your crappy hotel? Nope I think I’ll be reporting you instead.
HunkyTeddy Aug 2023 8:58am, 9 Aug 2023 9,557 posts	0 HunkyTeddy I want to be by neighbours cat spending all day laying on top of the wall