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Rosehip Apr 2021 9:23am, 10 Apr 2021 20,612 posts	0 Rosehip This one isn't so much about the house, which is rather nice but the gushing description ABSOLUTELY DIVINE...Dating back to the 17th century Smithy Croft is just the most beautiful family home you could wish to live in. It oozes warmth and character and is blessed with an abundance of original features which the owners have blended perfectly with the modern and contemporary touches they have added rightmove.co.uk
Bru-Bru Apr 2021 9:27am, 10 Apr 2021 2,862 posts	0 Bru-Bru Whoah! The purple sofa and chimney breast - someone's been watching too much Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen!
Velociraptor Apr 2021 9:38am, 10 Apr 2021 52,159 posts	0 Velociraptor They must have the same copywriter as Sykes Cottages (I fail to see why Tallentire commands Keswick prices when it's in the middle of bleedin' nowhere, within earshot of the A595, and doesn't have even basic amenities though it does have a cute little one way system. You'd probably get a GP for your neighbour.)
Rosehip Apr 2021 9:44am, 10 Apr 2021 20,613 posts	0 Rosehip (agree about Tallentire, too in the sticks for me - my saved auto search area seems to have grown a bit )
Velociraptor Apr 2021 9:47am, 10 Apr 2021 52,161 posts	0 Velociraptor There's so much new building on the outskirts of Tallentire that it'll soon be a suburb. Of Maryport rather than Cockermouth.
McGoohan Apr 2021 9:49am, 10 Apr 2021 49,166 posts	0 McGoohan keeps schtum having just painted a room purple
Velociraptor Apr 2021 10:49am, 10 Apr 2021 52,162 posts	0 Velociraptor [Mentally ripping out kitchen and bathroom and conservatory.]
Rosehip Apr 2021 11:07am, 10 Apr 2021 20,617 posts	0 Rosehip (I'm still hankering after the Plumbland house)
Snoot Apr 2021 2:11pm, 10 Apr 2021 2,186 posts	0 Snoot [we looked at a house in Plumbland when we moved up but when we found out it’d ‘fallen through’ 3 times before due to ‘issues’ we ran a mile!!
Rosehip Apr 2021 4:14pm, 10 Apr 2021 20,618 posts	0 Rosehip not this one, Snoot? rightmove.co.uk We stayed in it as a holiday home July '16, it had some damp issues a weird layout and has been on and off the market at different prices for a while.

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