The Runners Arms

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phal
phal
Apr 2021
9:02am, 11 Apr 2021
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phal
Are you one of these fancy type places that do breakfast?

Egg sammich if you do please, and a few fryer mushrooms. Oh, and a coffee. Sun’s not over the yard arm yet, so better leave the booze.

Looking a bit less dusty in here.
RooA
RooA
Apr 2021
9:04am, 11 Apr 2021
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RooA
Depends. Do I have to serve it on a f*cking slate?

I've forgotten the rules on swearies. Can we still say c*nut?

*brews coffee* *squeezes chicken*

Don't step on the rat.
Rosehip
Rosehip
Apr 2021
11:22am, 11 Apr 2021
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Rosehip
No f'ing slates!

fried egg sarnie would be lovely, tea in a mug please :)
RooA
RooA
Apr 2021
12:01pm, 11 Apr 2021
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RooA
No problem. Let me just catch that chicken again. They've gone a bit feral but they've been eating the mice...

Just been outside feeding the horses.

Fried egg sarnie served on a broken bar stool, coming up. The mugs a bit chipped too. Did the brewery set the rent too high or something?
Dave A
Dave A
Apr 2021
4:13pm, 11 Apr 2021
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Dave A
Can we drop C bombs? If so, I’m here 😀
RooA
RooA
Apr 2021
4:20pm, 11 Apr 2021
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RooA
Daaaaaaaaaaaaave! *boing*

Always acceptable as far as I'm concerned.
phal
phal
Apr 2021
4:43pm, 11 Apr 2021
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phal
You let any riffraff in. Blimey.

Parks self in corner with a mug of tea and a book.
phal
phal
Apr 2021
4:44pm, 11 Apr 2021
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phal
Get the fire going, it’s a bit parky.
RooA
RooA
Apr 2021
4:58pm, 11 Apr 2021
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RooA
*pokes fire*

Sadly beggers can't be choosers when it comes to punters, phal.
Dave A
Dave A
Apr 2021
5:01pm, 11 Apr 2021
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Dave A
Cuntycuntycuntunt 😲

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