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Nicholls595 3 Apr 2:06pm, 3 Apr 2024 31,714 posts	0 Nicholls595 These taste of lentils and crispiness. And crucially for me, no salt or saturated fat. So I can stuff a whole pack in Lentils are very nice when eaten in a French style, with sausage in some sort of casserole. Lentils are also nice when eaten in an Indian style, in a tarka dhal for example. In both these examples, the one thing I don't want from my lentil, is crispiness.
GregP 3 Apr 2:09pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,451 posts	0 GregP Rice cakes taste of despair and virtue signalling. They smell far worse.
Nellers 3 Apr 2:10pm, 3 Apr 2024 42,580 posts	0 Nellers Ah the judgmental nature of people who like to eat corpses.
GregP 3 Apr 2:13pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,453 posts	0 GregP Transubstantiation Spotting.
Red Squirrel 3 Apr 3:06pm, 3 Apr 2024 23,632 posts	0 Red Squirrel I was hungry until you posted that, and now I am imagining eating a toasted coaster. Cheers fetcheveryone Kallo used to do (or maybe still do) some square rice cakes that I always thought would make good coaster if you lacquered them. I would not have gone for those dry-assed lentil things fetcheveryone, but I might give them a go on your recommendation, as long as I’ve got something to dip them in.
cackleberry 3 Apr 3:26pm, 3 Apr 2024 3,687 posts	0 cackleberry I am pleased to say, due to my postural-hypotension the advice is to eat more salt in my diet and therefore I have no need for lentil based crispiness.
GlennR 4 Apr 9:55pm, 4 Apr 2024 74,984 posts	0 GlennR I like the rice cakes and the lentil things. Moreover we make our own kimchi.
RunningRonnie 6 Apr 6:26pm, 6 Apr 2024 3,058 posts	0 RunningRonnie My sparkling water "provides an ideal source of purity."
Nellers 6 Apr 6:28pm, 6 Apr 2024 42,611 posts	0 Nellers Well we all need a bit of purity now and then, RR. Sounds like a top nutritional source.
RunningRonnie 6 Apr 8:10pm, 6 Apr 2024 3,059 posts	0 RunningRonnie I didn't know where to find my purity before.