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GregP Apr 2024 1:34pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,447 posts	Quote Pin GregP I'm sure they are. I'm also sure tofu is lovely, and that homemade kimchi is a wonderful thing. Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed
GregP Apr 2024 1:36pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,448 posts	Quote Pin GregP (Jn 20:29b)
fetcheveryone Apr 2024 1:36pm, 3 Apr 2024 30,344 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Tofu is no more than ok, if you smother it in enough stuff. But these are genuinely good.
Nellers Apr 2024 1:39pm, 3 Apr 2024 42,575 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Sort of like popcorn? If you cover it in salt and butter it tastes sort of salted buttery? Otherwise it tastes of nothing.
fetcheveryone Apr 2024 1:40pm, 3 Apr 2024 30,345 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone These taste of lentils and crispiness. And crucially for me, no salt or saturated fat. So I can stuff a whole pack in
Nellers Apr 2024 1:45pm, 3 Apr 2024 42,578 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I may have to try these wonders.
Maclennane Apr 2024 1:53pm, 3 Apr 2024 32,196 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Don't. Rice cakes taste of misery and denial.
McGoohan Apr 2024 1:59pm, 3 Apr 2024 53,943 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan They appear to contain no mass or energy. You have discovered the food version of the Higgs-Boson
Old Croc Apr 2024 2:01pm, 3 Apr 2024 34,841 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc So I can stuff a whole pack in Dread to think where they are being stuffed
Nicholls595 Apr 2024 2:02pm, 3 Apr 2024 31,713 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Tofu is no more than ok, if you smother it in enough stuff. But these are genuinely good. Enough stuff like bacon fat?