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GregP 3 Apr 1:34pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,447 posts	0 GregP I'm sure they are. I'm also sure tofu is lovely, and that homemade kimchi is a wonderful thing. Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed
GregP 3 Apr 1:36pm, 3 Apr 2024 151,448 posts	0 GregP (Jn 20:29b)
fetcheveryone 3 Apr 1:36pm, 3 Apr 2024 30,344 posts	0 fetcheveryone Tofu is no more than ok, if you smother it in enough stuff. But these are genuinely good.
Nellers 3 Apr 1:39pm, 3 Apr 2024 42,575 posts	0 Nellers Sort of like popcorn? If you cover it in salt and butter it tastes sort of salted buttery? Otherwise it tastes of nothing.
fetcheveryone 3 Apr 1:40pm, 3 Apr 2024 30,345 posts	0 fetcheveryone These taste of lentils and crispiness. And crucially for me, no salt or saturated fat. So I can stuff a whole pack in
Nellers 3 Apr 1:45pm, 3 Apr 2024 42,578 posts	0 Nellers I may have to try these wonders.
Maclennane 3 Apr 1:53pm, 3 Apr 2024 32,196 posts	0 Maclennane Don't. Rice cakes taste of misery and denial.
McGoohan 3 Apr 1:59pm, 3 Apr 2024 53,943 posts	0 McGoohan They appear to contain no mass or energy. You have discovered the food version of the Higgs-Boson
Old Croc 3 Apr 2:01pm, 3 Apr 2024 34,841 posts	0 Old Croc So I can stuff a whole pack in Dread to think where they are being stuffed
Nicholls595 3 Apr 2:02pm, 3 Apr 2024 31,713 posts	0 Nicholls595 Tofu is no more than ok, if you smother it in enough stuff. But these are genuinely good. Enough stuff like bacon fat?