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icenutter Jul 2019 3:53pm, 19 Jul 2019 223 posts	0 icenutter Sounds like meta-satire
ChrisHB Jul 2019 4:26pm, 19 Jul 2019 18,191 posts	0 ChrisHB "the Elevate shorts have been designed to move with your body as you run" It would be a pity if they stayed 100m behind.
Badger Jul 2019 4:39pm, 19 Jul 2019 11,099 posts	0 Badger (Re Grimes, given that she also claims that she and a friend knocked up the orange polymer in the lab, I'm going with rather good joke. I have seen elsewhere comments from eye specialists saying there's nothing around that would let oxygen diffuse into the eye well enough for that to be safe & it has to be false).
McGoohan Jul 2019 4:42pm, 19 Jul 2019 40,512 posts	0 McGoohan Grimes is also the girlfriend of known supevillain/hero (delete as applicable) Elon Musk.
Badger Jul 2019 4:44pm, 19 Jul 2019 11,100 posts	0 Badger I am not going to risk saying "even he wouldn't be that out there," not least because it's manifestly not true scientificamerican.com
McGoohan Jul 2019 4:50pm, 19 Jul 2019 40,513 posts	0 McGoohan He's going full Lex Luthor isn't he?
Badger Jul 2019 4:53pm, 19 Jul 2019 11,101 posts	0 Badger Pretty much! Have to say I would not want to have a Mark I brain interface. Couple of years time you'd have a head full of spam and malware, and support long gone because they'll have made a better system with no backwards compatibility. (I'm not even selling myself on the idea of iBrain XR a decade down the line tbh).
GregP Jul 2019 6:09am, 23 Jul 2019 113,448 posts	0 GregP Tasty potato sticks are crisp and well seasoned and come in a package just the right size to pop into your bag.
McGoohan Jul 2019 6:11am, 23 Jul 2019 40,556 posts	0 McGoohan What, when you’re shoplifting?
GregP Jul 2019 6:13am, 23 Jul 2019 113,451 posts	0 GregP More importantly they are a quid a bag in the corner shop by work, utterly delicious and... 542 calories. Which is rather a lot for a bag of crisps.