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buttscratcher Dec 2020 5:50pm, 13 Dec 2020 425 posts	Quote Pin buttscratcher What's brown and sticky? Shit
buttscratcher Dec 2020 5:51pm, 13 Dec 2020 426 posts	Quote Pin buttscratcher What's brown and extremely runny? Sir Mo Farah
TBR (TheBeardRunner) Dec 2020 6:01pm, 13 Dec 2020 2,856 posts	Quote Pin TBR (TheBeardRunner) What's white and extremely runny? Sir Seb Coe.
jda Dec 2020 8:44pm, 13 Dec 2020 9,010 posts	Quote Pin jda What's green and sounds like a carrot?
Diogenes Dec 2020 9:41pm, 13 Dec 2020 55,747 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes A parrot. Great mimics, carrots.
Diogenes Dec 2020 9:41pm, 13 Dec 2020 55,748 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [I mean parrots]
colindglen Dec 2020 12:57pm, 14 Dec 2020 1,208 posts	Quote Pin colindglen BREAKING: Virgin Mary diagnosed with COVID-19. Her condition is stable.
DeeGee Dec 2020 1:18pm, 14 Dec 2020 20,261 posts	Quote Pin DeeGee For those of you wondering whether Google is currently down. It is not down, it has Australia-style search functions.
crjeanes Dec 2020 3:42pm, 15 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin crjeanes Tim Flowers has been appointed the manager of Barnet. Supporters will be hoping he really grows into the role, prunes out non performing players, plants new seeds in the youth squad and takes a leaf out of the book of managers further up the table.
curly Dec 2020 3:49pm, 15 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	Quote Pin curly Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to help delier presents on Xmas eve? They have herd immunity