Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jul 2023
5:07pm, 3 Jul 2023
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rf_fozzy
Sexual preferences should be clearly identified on your pink lanyards.
Diogenes
Diogenes
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5:44pm, 3 Jul 2023
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Diogenes
Not so. The right to sexual anonymity is inviolate in the Schofield edict issued earlier this year. All lanyards are now grey and any older coloured ones should be shredded and recycled into friendship bracelets.
LindsD
LindsD
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6:20pm, 3 Jul 2023
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LindsD
I only have enemies. Can I have an enemy bracelet?
Diogenes
Diogenes
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6:38pm, 3 Jul 2023
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Diogenes
Sorry, there was an important word missing from my last post…

If platonic friendship bracelets are not your thing, you can pick up an antagonist enmity knuckleduster made out of melted-down lapel badges from stores.
LindsD
LindsD
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6:39pm, 3 Jul 2023
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LindsD
Thank you
um
um
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7:29pm, 3 Jul 2023
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Are those the ones you have to wear if you decide to stand in a group in a tent and all take a p*ss? Always seemed a very odd thing to do.
Carpathius
Carpathius
Jul 2023
4:19pm, 4 Jul 2023
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Carpathius
That's a very odd thing to do. Most people take a piss outside the tent.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
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4:21pm, 4 Jul 2023
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rf_fozzy
Synchronised pissing inside a tent is the new olympic sport.

Officials welcomed apparently.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jul 2023
4:57pm, 4 Jul 2023
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Diogenes
It certainly helps speed up the drugs-testing process
Raemond
Raemond
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5:04pm, 4 Jul 2023
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Raemond
Better inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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