Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Oct 2021
1:08am, 21 Oct 2021
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rf_fozzy
Did you have a permit for evacuation?
pedroscalls
pedroscalls
Oct 2021
1:09am, 21 Oct 2021
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pedroscalls
Evacuation can only take place on Tuesdays and only if the dogs of war have stopped barking.
LindsD
LindsD
Oct 2021
6:41am, 21 Oct 2021
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LindsD
I have a cat of war
Diogenes
Diogenes
Oct 2021
6:46am, 21 Oct 2021
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Diogenes
A reminder that heavy petting is strictly prohibited, especially in the car pool.
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs)
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs)
Dec 2021
6:59pm, 3 Dec 2021
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Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs)
No snogging permitted under the mistletoe this year, or is it…. ?
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Dec 2021
7:03pm, 3 Dec 2021
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rf_fozzy
This area has been declared an exclusion zone.

No heavy posting allowed.
um
um
Dec 2021
7:19pm, 3 Dec 2021
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um
Not under the mistletoe Mrs Jigs. Still under para 153.6.c regulations.
Anywhere else should be OK though. Unless I missed it.
Carpathius
Carpathius
Dec 2021
11:09am, 4 Dec 2021
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Carpathius
Snogging under the missile toad is permitted, but only if wearing your puce lanyard with your identification badge clearly hidden.
Nellers
Nellers
Dec 2021
1:04pm, 4 Dec 2021
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Nellers
Dammit, my lanyard was twisted and my badge was only obscurely hidden.

Still, it wasn't a Tuesday.
Carpathius
Carpathius
Dec 2021
1:54pm, 4 Dec 2021
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Carpathius
That's good. Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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