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Dec 2011
3:08pm, 22 Dec 2011
12,576 posts
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Night-owl
That ought to go on the what made m smile today thread
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Dec 2011
3:24pm, 22 Dec 2011
2,776 posts
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windassisted
We have got a dead Thing in our loft. I found it today when I was retrieving presents to wrap. I didn't look too closely but it was small and furry. I hope that a) it's a mouse not a rat and b) that it doesn't have a live family elsewhere in the loft. 
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Jan 2012
8:34pm, 4 Jan 2012
27,145 posts
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Max71
I learnt...not today, but on Sunday, that I cannot get a months worth of shopping, and my bike and helmet and 2 weeks worth of clothes into the back of my car, even with the seats down, without a bucket load of 'fucking bollox'
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Jan 2012
2:08am, 5 Jan 2012
12,650 posts
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Night-owl
That once passing your driving test you get 6 points in the first 2 years you lose the lot and you have to staret over again, so said someone at work
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Jan 2012
9:15pm, 6 Jan 2012
27,150 posts
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Max71
^ that did not make any sense. At all.
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Jan 2012
9:17pm, 6 Jan 2012
4,807 posts
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Bintmcskint
To escape an attack by Africanised Honey Bees, one should run in a straight line, ideally into a head wind, covering your face but not slowing down.
You should not get into water. They will only wait until you come up for air.
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Jan 2012
9:21pm, 6 Jan 2012
2,975 posts
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Cavalryman
Most expiry dates on packets of crisps are a Saturday.
Deborah Winger supplied the voice for ET in the film of the same name.
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Jan 2012
11:40am, 14 Jan 2012
11,504 posts
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Gooner (The Midnight Runner)
That my lumbar vertebrae aren't entirely where they're supposed to be.
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Jan 2012
8:32pm, 15 Jan 2012
19,681 posts
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Nellers
The Righteous Brothers hit "Unchained Melody" is not, as I'd always thought, a rather poetic and romantic title. It was a song written to order for a US TV prison drama called "Unchained" and was actually rather unimaginatively titled.
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Jan 2012
8:34pm, 15 Jan 2012
12,664 posts
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Pestomum
Nellers that's like Santa. You keep that to yourself
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