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Things you want to say but can't

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richmac Sep 2022 8:36am, 19 Sep 2022 19,802 posts	Quote Pin richmac [free speech eh!]
Hunkyteddy Sep 2022 8:39am, 19 Sep 2022 7,792 posts	Quote Pin Hunkyteddy Your car needs to go in for its MOT. It appears your indicators are no longer working
Muttley Sep 2022 8:42am, 19 Sep 2022 1,852 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Oh please, can we get it over with this evening and then return to normality, huh? Enough already.
CK2 Sep 2022 9:38am, 19 Sep 2022 1,404 posts	Quote Pin CK2 Ditto
FreshStart Sep 2022 9:55am, 19 Sep 2022 4,762 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart Dear ED. I'm sure you didn't mean any harm when you shared that post. Unfortunately, all you've done is piss off several of your regular volunteers.
Chrisity Sep 2022 10:19am, 19 Sep 2022 20,693 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity Funeral game - everytime someone says "respect" you have a sip and play the record. (I can't say this as I don't have any Laphroig, it's an empty canister, and I can't play 45's on my record player)
Little Nemo Sep 2022 10:21am, 19 Sep 2022 13,092 posts	Quote Pin Little Nemo I didn't think the chap at the entrance to the funeral stopped Boris Johnson from entering as he needed to comb his fucking hair!
swittle Sep 2022 10:23am, 19 Sep 2022 90,755 posts	Quote Pin swittle I didn't think the chap at the entrance to the funeral stopped Boris Johnson from entering as he needed to comb his fucking hair! Little Nemo A minor ceremonial traffic jam! But I think your explanation is better!
Velociraptor Sep 2022 10:41am, 19 Sep 2022 59,813 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor I don't remember you being at all concerned about your own grandchildren when I had to take them to work with me because the school had closed at short notice, or to a funeral because their father wouldn't get out of bed to collect them from school. Different standards for the rich, right enough.
macca 53 Sep 2022 11:27am, 19 Sep 2022 30,487 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 I may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind me Nice G&S reference 😁