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Things you want to say but can't

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Mazlin 20 Feb 12:08pm, 20 Feb 2025 13,002 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin Where the bloody hell is ‘Appendix A’?
Old Mum 20 Feb 12:16pm, 20 Feb 2025 368 posts	Quote Pin Old Mum Would you please, for all that is sacred, STOP F***ING SIGHING!
jacdaw 20 Feb 1:05pm, 20 Feb 2025 4,730 posts	Quote Pin jacdaw So why, after you got your delivery van stuck up a bridle path, and I dug you out, did you, despite me telling you not to, drive further up the bridle path, into a farmers field (apparently to turn round), and get your van completely stuck? Can't you reverse? I did try to say this, but the guy doesn't understand much English. At least they delivered my chair first. (I might be able to get a tractor to pull them out if they are still there at 2:30)
Salty Dog 20 Feb 1:47pm, 20 Feb 2025 1,629 posts	Quote Pin Salty Dog Use the roll-on. The aerosol fills the bloody house.
ITG 🇮🇸 20 Feb 2:06pm, 20 Feb 2025 18,513 posts	Quote Pin ITG 🇮🇸 [ Mazlin wrote:Where the bloody hell is ‘Appendix A’? Is it next to Bowel B? ]
richmac 20 Feb 2:39pm, 20 Feb 2025 31,879 posts	Quote Pin richmac I bet if they knew how you write about them instead of actually talking about it they'd be pretty upset. Maybe it's you?
compartmental 20 Feb 3:18pm, 20 Feb 2025 817 posts	Quote Pin compartmental My PMT manifests as depression & suicidal ideation. It is not the punchline to a joke.
macca 53 20 Feb 3:23pm, 20 Feb 2025 33,275 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 I’ve never heard of trisomy 13 or 18 😭
Nellers 20 Feb 3:25pm, 20 Feb 2025 44,734 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Traffic is flowing smoothly at junction 21 on the M1 and I’ve not been sat here without moving for 20 minutes.
Mushroom 20 Feb 4:42pm, 20 Feb 2025 3,569 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom You're not sat, you're sitting.