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GlennR Oct 2020 4:51pm, 2 Oct 2020 52,935 posts	0 GlennR Sounds legit.
Groundhog Oct 2020 5:34pm, 2 Oct 2020 1,207 posts	0 Groundhog Ooh, great news! Having caught up with this thread I see Superdrug now have Thong Printed Bum Masks on Sale - only £2.66. "This never seen before printed bum sheet mask perfectly perks up your peach! Enriched with firming, ultra-softening and vegan ingredients." I never knew that I was in need of vegan bum food, but there you go.
GregP Oct 2020 5:48pm, 2 Oct 2020 122,967 posts	0 GregP
Groundhog Oct 2020 12:13pm, 3 Oct 2020 1,209 posts	0 Groundhog I wonder if they have them near me? I could pop a couple under my running vest for tomorrow's virtual London marathon. At least part of me will be well hydrated. 😊
GregP Oct 2020 12:17pm, 3 Oct 2020 122,986 posts	0 GregP And asset rich, which would be a bonus.
GlennR Oct 2020 9:16pm, 12 Oct 2020 53,137 posts	0 GlennR Probably more sad than meaningless: The Høvel, a pencil plane built to last a lifetime. ✏️ Whittle any pencil to your desired point without risking snapped lead. ⚓ Feel the satisfying weight of its precision-engineered brass body. ✨ Develop an attractive patina with age or easily polish it away to its original shine. makerscabinet.com 'Find your Høvel today..."
Nellers Oct 2020 10:13pm, 12 Oct 2020 37,347 posts	0 Nellers £57 for a pencil sharpener! And it’s sold out! Jeez there’s some money out there with the stupid isn’t there?
GlennR Oct 2020 10:54pm, 12 Oct 2020 53,144 posts	0 GlennR Yes, I have no objection to their schtick, since I subscribe to the view "it's ok to eat turkeys, it's G-d's punishment for them being so stupid". I'm annoyed I didn't think of it first though.
um Oct 2020 8:12am, 13 Oct 2020 3,508 posts	0 um £57 for the pencil sharpener is a bargain compared to the £90 for a compass. (I think this one is a singular compass) (same site as above) The new Iris drawing compass features added grip and honed tolerances for ease of use. One of the most beautiful mechanisms to have stood the test of time is here, in the palm of your hand. Enjoy using Iris to draw and measure single, concentric, or even shaded circles with its unique moving aperture. Iris is made with utmost care and consideration, featuring a solid brass body and carefully selected corrosion-resistant stainless spring steel leaves.
Dvorak Oct 2020 7:13pm, 13 Oct 2020 21,018 posts	0 Dvorak From FB: Makers Cabinet Sponsored · We saw you browsing the Høvel and wanted to offer 10% off your first purchase! Use code 'TAKE10' at checkout. Come back and try out our tools that are build to last a lifetime. Hope no-one has ordered without the discount already