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McGoohan Nov 2016 12:14pm, 21 Nov 2016 26,812 posts	0 McGoohan My primitive lizard self is saying 'Kill them all! Kill the puny humansssss'
Nicholls595 Nov 2016 12:18pm, 21 Nov 2016 8,791 posts	0 Nicholls595 "the lizard within"? I don't recall ever eating a lizard, and I'm pretty sure I'd remember if it got in via any other orifice.
ChrisHB Nov 2016 12:31pm, 21 Nov 2016 14,077 posts	0 ChrisHB That is a resplendent example of badness.
Red Squirrel Nov 2016 12:47pm, 21 Nov 2016 19,501 posts	0 Red Squirrel I love it Dvorak. That is probably the best BS description ever.
Red Squirrel Nov 2016 12:48pm, 21 Nov 2016 19,502 posts	0 Red Squirrel They slipped up a bit tho' - are we lizards or hairless monkeys?
McGoohan Nov 2016 1:04pm, 21 Nov 2016 26,813 posts	0 McGoohan Planet Earth 2 next week - David Attenborough looks at the hairless lizard-monkey
GlennR Nov 2016 1:15pm, 21 Nov 2016 22,832 posts	0 GlennR I'm not hairless, so I'm probably a lizard.
Helegant Nov 2016 1:48pm, 21 Nov 2016 3,712 posts	0 Helegant I plan to develop lizard legs when I go out in the sun in January. According to the on-site nutritionist it happens to all 'ladies over 50'. Personally I blame the kale/aloe vera smoothies.
Jambomo Nov 2016 1:57pm, 21 Nov 2016 6,069 posts	0 Jambomo The lizard within? They've mistaken me for a member of the Royal Family, i am not wearing some kind of human skin-suit disguise!
Dvorak Nov 2016 2:02pm, 21 Nov 2016 12,524 posts	0 Dvorak Now you mention it, Glenn, I do recall you basking on rocks recently, exposing your hide to the glory of the UV radiating death lamp. Perhaps you are one of the hairy lizards which create the sun? Are lizard legs reversible in ladies over 50, Helegant? Are they a by-product of carrying up to 35kg of toxic matter in the colon which could then be reversed by an aloe vera cleanse?