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10:32am, 11 Nov 2016
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McGoohan
Our Mission for the tMS Venue at Stow-cum-Wow!…..

•To establish a profitable international brand of hospitality based on genuine care and motives.
•To create a healthy, considerate and tactile experience. To develop a reputation for innovative methods, products & services, quirky entertainment, interactive fun, music, dance and drama. To create a family friendly venue offering something for all ages
•To reinvest all monetary gains into the development of the tMS network as a social enterprise institution to promote well being, kindness and support of this planet, developing opportunity, self esteem and purpose for both young and old.

This is a caff, right? Or is it the United Nations? I can't quite work it out.
Nov 2016
10:32am, 11 Nov 2016
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McGoohan
Stow-cum-Wow FFS
Nov 2016
10:35am, 11 Nov 2016
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Nicholls595
test Match Special?
Nov 2016
10:41am, 11 Nov 2016
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GregP
Help make your town be the kindest kindatown of UK.
Nov 2016
10:46am, 11 Nov 2016
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McGoohan
"Interact With Us

Sock & Roll

Our diners can expect entertainment on a rising scale of social activity. Depending on the night and atmosphere, the planned activity at tMS can be anything from just friendly communication & witty banter, to a ‘red-alert’ crescendo of spontaneous percussion, song, dance and slapstick… we may even capture this on film for playback in the bar! You can opt out, of course, by sitting in one of our safe zones and simply watching the events unfold before you… whatever your taste on the night is all good with us.

There will also be opportunities for private functions, corporate expression nights, and various other events that will arise as we conjure them up. Once a month, for example, you’ll have the opportunity to host or attend a tMS charity auction… helping to support our local and international affiliate charities.

Each and every day, however, the mainstay of interesting quirks throughout the tMS house will remain. You can share in the hard-to-find wisdom quotes, or even retreat to the calm of the snug to indulge in a spot of quiet time.

So plenty to look forward to people, keep your eyes peeled!"

What if I want to interact by sitting in a corner with a shark knife clutched between my teeth and picking you all off with a crossbow?
Nov 2016
10:50am, 11 Nov 2016
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GlennR
I'd provide you with an alibi.
Nov 2016
10:51am, 11 Nov 2016
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GlennR
And what manner of hell is a "corporate expression night"?
Nov 2016
10:52am, 11 Nov 2016
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Nicholls595
"the planned activity at tMS can be anything from just friendly communication & witty banter, to a ‘red-alert’ crescendo of spontaneous percussion, song, dance and slapstick"

sounds like any day on Fetch?
Nov 2016
11:22am, 11 Nov 2016
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GregP
spontaneous percussion, song, dance and slapstick watch: have you got spontaneous percussion, song, dance and slapstick?
Nov 2016
11:27am, 11 Nov 2016
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Nicholls595
~ sneaks up behind Greppers with a custard pie ~

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