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Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Jul 2019
7:06pm, 31 Jul 2019
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Is that the Duly Duly Duly who may love me (or not), may care (or not), may be thinking of me, and maybe is still there?
LindsD
LindsD
Jul 2019
10:13pm, 31 Jul 2019
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Or is it Ruby?
Nellers
Nellers
Jul 2019
10:27pm, 31 Jul 2019
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Duly madly deeply
Carpathius
Carpathius
Jul 2019
10:44pm, 31 Jul 2019
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Carpathius
It's not July any more. Unless you're reading this within 25.25 hours of the time of posting, in which case you're too early.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Aug 2019
8:25am, 1 Aug 2019
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Augustly observed
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Aug 2019
8:39am, 1 Aug 2019
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It's still July in Honolulu.
Diogenes
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Aug 2019
8:23am, 15 Aug 2019
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Last night I found a frog in a flower pot by the side of the front door. I think he wanted to be a piece of gravel.

Code Marengo this morning. Hi-viz lanyards have been issued along with the standard protective clothing.

Reminder: No dissembling on open days. The admissions office is closed for the duration.
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Aug 2019
8:37am, 15 Aug 2019
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Napoleon lurking at the front door? I keep a Wellington by mine to reduce the likelihood of such occurrences.
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8:38am, 15 Aug 2019
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My lanyard doesn't go with my tabard.
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8:39am, 15 Aug 2019
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I keep 2 Wellingtons (and about 12 old ones in the garage), although some are known to leak. (and a few bits of beef in pastry in the freezer)
I hope that's enough to sort out Napoleans.

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Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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