Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Nellers
Nellers
Dec 2024
10:43am, 24 Dec 2024
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Be careful doing the fry up naked. Make sure you read section 232.77b subsection 53 which has some relevant safety procedures for exactly those circumstances.

But you already knew that didn’t you because you’ve memorised the entire rule book as per regulation 532.684 subclause 3 paragraph 7.
Good King Carpathius
Good King Carpathius
Dec 2024
7:29am, 26 Dec 2024
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Good King Carpathius
Last time somebody disregarded section 232.77b subsection 53 there were more pigs in blankets than plates. Which caused no small confusion, I can tell you.
Santa Badgey
Santa Badgey
Dec 2024
5:10pm, 26 Dec 2024
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Not the 1976 plates in blankets incident? Surely all down to Big Dentist corruption.
NDWDave
NDWDave
Dec 2024
5:48pm, 26 Dec 2024
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Good luck to everyone involved with today on this exciting new opportunity and I look forward to working alongside all our students to get their work in place in a positive and meaningful environment to make the most impact for the future and for our school 🏫
Santa Badgey
Santa Badgey
Dec 2024
6:10pm, 26 Dec 2024
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Predictive gravel is not permitted on bank holidays, work days, weekends, or leap seconds.
NDWDave
NDWDave
Dec 2024
6:37pm, 26 Dec 2024
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Stop gravel time
NDWDave
NDWDave
Dec 2024
6:38pm, 26 Dec 2024
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NDWDave
Stop, gravel time
NDWDave
NDWDave
Dec 2024
6:38pm, 26 Dec 2024
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NDWDave
Stop gravel, time
um
um
Dec 2024
7:17pm, 26 Dec 2024
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um
Oh no, it's that time again!

SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Thunder. Enter the three Witches

First Witch - Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Second Witch - Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
Third Witch - 'Tis time, 'tis time.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Dec 2024
7:19pm, 26 Dec 2024
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rf_fozzy
I believe someone's been at the forbidden lanyards again

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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