Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jul 2021
11:19pm, 5 Jul 2021
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rf_fozzy
Code brown was not declared.

Poos are therefore not possible
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jul 2021
11:21pm, 5 Jul 2021
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rf_fozzy
Everyone knows wyverns are mythical Nellers.

Just made up, like Wales
Carpathius
Carpathius
Jul 2021
12:44am, 6 Jul 2021
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Carpathius
The problem with mythical Nellers is that they can't do Tuesdays.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jul 2021
7:14am, 6 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
I used to work with a Wyvern. He had terrible trouble using a keyboard.

The mythical Nellers keeps it real every day.

Mind you, days are an illusion, Tuesdays doubley so.
Nellers
Nellers
Jul 2021
8:41am, 6 Jul 2021
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Nellers
I’m not really here, what with it being Tuesday.

Being mythical can be quite convenient sometimes.
LindsD
LindsD
Jul 2021
9:46am, 6 Jul 2021
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LindsD
Can I be mythical? I'm currently Taurus.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jul 2021
9:49am, 6 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
That's bull, and you know it.

(p.s. there's something fishy about me.)
um
um
Jul 2021
9:58am, 6 Jul 2021
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um
Nellers - Fetch is all encompassing. It doesn't matter if you have a lithp or identify as Miss.

Although identifying as a fish is a bit worrying Dio.
You might get battered.
Carpathius
Carpathius
Jul 2021
10:02am, 6 Jul 2021
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Carpathius
Battering is done in Building P on alternate second Thursdays. You must wear your puce lanyard and supply your own vinegar.
fish
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jul 2021
10:04am, 6 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
On a scale of 1 - 10, how battered am I likely to get?

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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