May 2013
9:29pm, 7 May 2013
529 posts
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mushroom
On my way to a 5k race this evening, took me up and over the moors between Yorks & Lancs. Got half way there and was stopped by a police car. I didn't have my passport with me but apparently that wasn't the problem. There was a big moorland fire and smoke was crossing over the roads so no way through
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May 2013
3:38pm, 20 May 2013
6,061 posts
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hls
That's a great excuse! Mine tend to be more along the lines of I just can't be arsed I'm afraid
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May 2013
3:42pm, 20 May 2013
25,468 posts
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Velociraptor
I thought I had a half-day at work so didn't bring my running kit. And I wouldn't have had time anyway, so that's two excuses.
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May 2013
4:01pm, 20 May 2013
218 posts
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MrsVanoord
I'm defrosting the freezer
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May 2013
4:07pm, 20 May 2013
1,921 posts
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Wobbling
Most recently - I can't breathe. Also often employed: it's school kicking out time, I won't be able to move on the pavements from this end of town to the other. This excuse can be employed anytime between 2:45 and 4:15. Can't run after 4:15 as that's when I make tea.
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May 2013
4:11pm, 20 May 2013
13,196 posts
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Nick Cook
It's raining. I need a poo!
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May 2013
4:13pm, 20 May 2013
5,341 posts
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lammo
I'm fat and lazy and can't be f*cked.
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May 2013
4:20pm, 20 May 2013
649 posts
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Topcat2
every holiday i pack my running kit and almost every time it returns unused. A hangover, its too hot, i got sunburn on my foot....
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May 2013
4:23pm, 20 May 2013
11,288 posts
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early bird
I've just washed my hair and if I run I will get all sweaty again and have to redo it so I will have to run tomorrow instead.
I'm too fat
I'm too unfit
I don't feel well
I don't have a clean sports bra
It's too late
It's too hot
It's too cold
I don't want to/feel like it
I'm really tired and need to rest as I didn't get enough sleep last night
Oh sorry I have just ate a big meal I couldn't possibly run for another 2 hours then it will be too late/dark
I cba'd
The kids will have just been chucked out of school
It's rush hour on our local cycle path (nightmare of bikes,runners,dog walkers, commuters/school kids and train spotters (live near a steam railway line)
Garmin is out of charge
I'm sure there's more but I can't remember atm
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May 2013
8:49pm, 20 May 2013
128 posts
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Phil70
It's usually a 'can't be bothered' or 'I'll run tomorrow' and 'I could do with a lie in today.'
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