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Groundhog Nov 2022 12:58pm, 2 Nov 2022 4,927 posts	0 Groundhog When eating a jam filled donut, it's best to eat it from the side where the jam was injected and that way the jam doesn't squirt out into your lap. I figured this out just before eating the donut, which is why I posted here and not on the Minor Disasters thread.
Night-owl Nov 2022 1:18pm, 2 Nov 2022 40,555 posts	0 Night-owl Now I need to buy some doughnuts to try this out
minardi Nov 2022 2:06pm, 2 Nov 2022 8,540 posts	0 minardi mmmm, donuts
Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 5:03pm, 2 Nov 2022 2,146 posts	0 Steve NordRunner You mean this is just theoretical? When it comes to comestibles we need empierical evidence.
♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Nov 2022 5:10pm, 2 Nov 2022 46,719 posts	0 ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ Here's something to figure out with the second doughnut in the packet: is it possible to eat a doughnut without licking your lips?
Groundhog Nov 2022 6:55pm, 2 Nov 2022 4,929 posts	0 Groundhog NordRunner The Donut Technique was briefly a theory, but is now a Law backed up by trials and independent verification (I didn't scoff the whole pack, but shared round the family with suitable instructions).
Diogenes Nov 2022 3:54pm, 15 Nov 2022 74,294 posts	0 Diogenes The problem with your method, GH, is that if the doughnut has a miserly portion of jam, as some do, then you consume it all in the first couple of bites. My method (ignoring the possibility of eating it whole) is to work my way in from the bottom and the sides while keeping the injection point uppermost and keeping an eye out for any ooze.
Groundhog Nov 2022 3:58pm, 15 Nov 2022 4,975 posts	0 Groundhog Dio, fortunately there is an excess of donuts at work today and I will endeavor to replicate your method. Purely for the advancement of science, you understand. More revelations here fetcheveryone.com/blog/49494/2022/11/457851
ZenTaoPlurp Nov 2022 4:09pm, 15 Nov 2022 423 posts	0 ZenTaoPlurp A noble research effort. Progress has been made.
McGoohan Nov 2022 4:57pm, 15 Nov 2022 51,900 posts	0 McGoohan Or put the donut in a blender and just drink it all