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Nicholls595 Jan 2021 1:05pm, 29 Jan 2021 23,556 posts	0 Nicholls595 Oi You'd struggle to kick my boy Samit up the arse, he'd be sat on it, eating a kebab.
ThorntonRunner Jan 2021 1:16pm, 29 Jan 2021 4,526 posts	0 ThorntonRunner Must admit I keep coming back to KP - whining, spoilt brat.
Nicholls595 Jan 2021 1:17pm, 29 Jan 2021 23,557 posts	0 Nicholls595 ORB Purely for all the times he failed to get us over the line.
Oscar the Grouch Jan 2021 1:18pm, 29 Jan 2021 2,495 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Mark Nicholas must have been properly shite because IIRC, he was supposed to be good at captaincy and in 1988 when he would have been in his prime, we had 4 captains in a 5 Test blackwash?
Cheg Jan 2021 1:19pm, 29 Jan 2021 2,409 posts	0 Cheg Yes Andre Nel. God that snarling, shouty face. As a batsman they must have loved smashing him back over his head.
Goofee Jan 2021 1:22pm, 29 Jan 2021 3,602 posts	0 Goofee Against an 80s Windies attack he would have been useless.
Maclennane Jan 2021 1:23pm, 29 Jan 2021 26,848 posts	0 Maclennane Is Graham Thorpe current enough? I imagine he'd just settle down with that open-mouthed rabbitty expression and await the next kick
Nicholls595 Jan 2021 1:27pm, 29 Jan 2021 23,558 posts	0 Nicholls595 For anyone not already in the Nicholas queue, his middle names are Charles Jefford. Jefford? Excuse me while I take a run up....
Maclennane Jan 2021 1:29pm, 29 Jan 2021 26,849 posts	0 Maclennane Just don't kick Terry Jeffords* *Popular culture reference
Dooogs Jan 2021 1:41pm, 29 Jan 2021 6,462 posts	0 Dooogs Not necessarily a kick in the arse scenario but I always found Ricky Ponting to have an immensely punchable face.