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Aug 2017
10:01am, 29 Aug 2017
19,496 posts
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Maclennane
Hi all,
When I went on holidays I have left a small pink fan on my desk when I come back the fan was gone.
Please can the person that took the fan, putt it back to my desk.
Sorry to send to everyone.
Thank you in advance
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Aug 2017
10:03am, 29 Aug 2017
95,487 posts
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GregP
FORE!
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Aug 2017
11:31am, 29 Aug 2017
30,684 posts
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McGoohan
Intranet Announcement,
Dear Colleagues,
During our first aid audit we have noticed that bandages and foil blankets have gone missing from our centralised boxes located in the kitchen and breakout areas.
We have not had any first aid incidents reported to us therefore we can only assume that these have been taken for use outside of the office.
These supplies are company property and therefore should only be used when dealing with a first aid incident in the office.
Many thanks for your cooperation.
Kind regards
The Facilities Team
Kind regards,
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Aug 2017
3:24pm, 29 Aug 2017
30,688 posts
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McGoohan
Intranet Announcement,
Dear Colleagues,
Please be aware that we have contractors in at 5:30pm this evening to start the IT Hygiene clean throughout.
They will be returning tomorrow, Thursday and Friday to ensure that all phones keyboards and mice are thoroughly cleaned.
Please ensure you leave your desk top clear of personal items during this period.
Many thanks
The Facilities Team.
Kind regards,
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Aug 2017
3:32pm, 29 Aug 2017
30,165 posts
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GlennR
One of the articles on our intranet today is titled "Saving granny's teeth".
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Aug 2017
4:39pm, 29 Aug 2017
36,668 posts
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Fierce and Fearless Fleecy
*imagines someone tickling a live mouse with a feather duster and the mouse giggling*
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Aug 2017
4:33pm, 31 Aug 2017
1,558 posts
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FergusG
Poster for in-house training session:
"Stun the team with your new electrifying leadership skills".
This may form the cornerstone of my defence case if I ever come good on my threat to use a cattle prod on my colleagues.
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Sep 2017
3:35pm, 18 Sep 2017
96,015 posts
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GregP
My Super has taken to saying 'personable' when he means 'personal'. For example, he has distributed the number for his personable mobile.
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Sep 2017
3:49pm, 18 Sep 2017
30,619 posts
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GlennR
Perhaps his mobile is personable?
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Sep 2017
3:54pm, 18 Sep 2017
26,416 posts
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macca 53
in vibrate mode?
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