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Cerrertonia Oct 2021 2:41pm, 24 Oct 2021 14,892 posts	0 Cerrertonia How to open the rusty, locked padlock on our gate, for which the key has been lost for over a decade, using a hammer. I thought I was going to have to remove it with a hacksaw.
macca 53 Oct 2021 4:58pm, 24 Oct 2021 29,213 posts	0 macca 53 [if it’s been locked for ten years just leave it shut- no?]
sirchutney Oct 2021 5:01pm, 24 Oct 2021 2 posts	0 sirchutney How to you milk sheep. Release another iPhone.
sirchutney Oct 2021 5:02pm, 24 Oct 2021 3 posts	0 sirchutney How to milk sheep. Simply release another iPhone.
Cerrertonia Oct 2021 5:03pm, 24 Oct 2021 14,894 posts	0 Cerrertonia [if it’s been locked for ten years just leave it shut- no?] We're moving out soon, so it was on the list for today, along with dismantling the climbing frame.
sirchutney Oct 2021 5:04pm, 24 Oct 2021 4 posts	0 sirchutney Taking Nytol and Ex-Lax simultaneously is a terrible idea.
Nellers Oct 2021 10:13am, 25 Oct 2021 39,068 posts	0 Nellers Hitler had a brother who worked as a hotel porter in Ireland, married an Irish girl and had a son called William Paddy Hitler. He didn't get on with his uncle who described Paddy as "loathsome". That's a bad sign if Hitler thinks you're loathsome!
Velociraptor Oct 2021 10:16am, 25 Oct 2021 54,622 posts	0 Velociraptor The joke thread has migrated.
UltraDunc Oct 2021 11:07am, 25 Oct 2021 13,567 posts	0 UltraDunc The last Liverpool Marathon to be organised by Rocknroll was yesterday
UltraDunc Oct 2021 11:08am, 25 Oct 2021 13,568 posts	0 UltraDunc Well actually I did know this yesterday when my troubles……