Vegan Foods - a Deathmatch (22-05)

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Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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What’s Ilford? Sounds like something from a Squeeze song
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
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Derby Tup
A large town in London apparently. I thought London was a large town
Velociraptor
Velociraptor
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I am also doing a blank look. Mixed in approximately equal quantities with a hard reptilian glare and the shards of batter that are considered a delicacy in some places and bin fodder in others.

[Vinegar and salt. I'll have some mayo on the side if it's on offer.]
GregP
GregP
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Ilford is one of those 'is it London or isn't it' Essex towns - like an extreme version of Romford. I have family from round there (Harold Wood). Good peoples.
Nicholls595
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In a chippy, mixed is chips and mushy peas. Gravy optional.

In a pub, mixed is half a bitter and half a mild. In a pint glass. Again, gravy optional
Derby Tup
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Derby Tup
Mixed is bitter and mild. If you’re really into it you might ask for one of the beers to be dispensed into your glass (maybe one of those heavy ‘bathroom window’ jobs with a handle) before the other

A mix is chips and peas
GregP
GregP
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R4G1 closes

Marmite Yeast Extract, 125g, £1.85 26 - 17 Colman’s Original English Mustard, 170g, £1.40
GregP
GregP
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That's a jug, Tuppers. Beloved of morris dancers and my late father.
Nicholls595
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Ilford had a Palais. It was just like the clubs in Nottingham, except it was full of Cockneys. There was a Chinese restaurant near to the Palais. I once sat on the next table to Alvin Martin, who was some sort of God to the locals.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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That's a jug, Tuppers. Beloved of morris dancers and my late father.


And Fred Trueman

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 26/04/22
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GOLD: Warburtons Crumpets, 9Pk, £1.00

SILVER: Weetabix Cereal 24 Pack, £2.80

BRONZE: Mcvitie’s Ginger Nuts, 250g, 90p
BRONZE: Marmite Yeast Extract, 125g, £1.85

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