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Aug 2020
10:49am, 14 Aug 2020
45,123 posts
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Derby Tup
I hate people whether they get birds are dinosaurs or not
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Aug 2020
1:25pm, 14 Aug 2020
2,318 posts
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idle_wilder
Bloody hell, that was a rough interview - only for the fact I had to pretend to be a really nice person who fucking loves people for half an hour. They can all fuck off for all I care, but I quite need a job unfortunately.
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Aug 2020
2:43pm, 14 Aug 2020
14,122 posts
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RichHL
One day, when I am Lord President Of The Universe For Life, misanthropes will get a big enough stipend so that we won't have to bother with arseholes, ever. The snuggly-wuggly, people-hugging wastrels thinking the unthinkable in Thoughtless Tanks call it Universal Basic Income and insist on giving it to everyone. I call it the Fuck You, I Need Not To See You Anymore Allowance and it'll go to anyone who sends back the application form unsigned but annotated with "just give me the fucking money so I don't have to see any of you fuckwits ever again." Or something like that.
As if I'm going to read anyone's fucking application form anyway.
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Aug 2020
2:50pm, 14 Aug 2020
10,102 posts
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ITG 🇮🇸
If it's universal basic income, you shouldn't have to apply at all. It'll be paid automatically to all domiciled in my Queendom. You pay it back through your taxes if you are stupid enough to choose to associate with others by working. Self-employed who work from home are exempt. As am I because I am the Queen.
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Aug 2020
3:42pm, 14 Aug 2020
2,320 posts
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idle_wilder
And I got the job, which means I'll need to carry on the facade of being a real people person. All. The. Time. Until they get to know me and realise how much I hate them all.
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Aug 2020
3:46pm, 14 Aug 2020
45,129 posts
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Derby Tup
Everybody hates their workmates. It’s why they pay you to work
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Aug 2020
4:05pm, 14 Aug 2020
5,988 posts
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Raemond
Excellent news!
(I mean, because you are a person and therefore a bastard, i_w, I celebrate your imminent wage slave status and misery, obviously. I'm certainly not happy because you might be happy)
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Aug 2020
4:27pm, 14 Aug 2020
10,103 posts
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ITG 🇮🇸
oh fuck'it IW
[sotto voce... contratulations! hope it works out!]
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Aug 2020
5:55pm, 14 Aug 2020
32,036 posts
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halfpint
I hope you didn't come on here expecting us to give a shit IW.
[really chuffed for you]
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Aug 2020
6:00pm, 14 Aug 2020
2,323 posts
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idle_wilder
Yeah hate you all too - won't miss sitting on here all day hating everyone and everything they say.
[thanks guys 😊]
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