Things you want to say but can't

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Feb 2017
9:26pm, 9 Feb 2017
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FleeCircus
[I assume it's Irish or something. They pronounce everything stupidly :) If she hadn't been so annoying people might be more forgiving of her silly name. And maybe even of her silly hair bows]
Feb 2017
9:28pm, 9 Feb 2017
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jennywren
I'm not dying to make a joke about Tomasz Schakernaker and the weather after Maz's post.
Feb 2017
9:31pm, 9 Feb 2017
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Mazlin
[I've never been able to differentiate 'whether' and 'weather'. I remember doing a project on The Weather/ The Whether in 1989 and it was a flipping NIGHTMARE.]
Feb 2017
9:34pm, 9 Feb 2017
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jennywren
[well I spelt Schafernaker wrong. Does that help? ;-)]
Feb 2017
9:41pm, 9 Feb 2017
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Eynsham Red
I've always known that the Irish ferry port Dun Laoghaire was pronounced Dunleary 😀
Feb 2017
9:48pm, 9 Feb 2017
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FergusG
[My Irish colleagues did find it hilarious when I wrongly pronounced it Dun-La-Gore]
Feb 2017
10:13pm, 9 Feb 2017
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decorum
You know the phrase 'The lights are on but no one's home'?

I reckon your bulb's blown.
Feb 2017
11:47pm, 9 Feb 2017
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CStar
Do you think once Cait is gone we'll be post-coital?
Feb 2017
8:13am, 10 Feb 2017
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Velociraptor
You've spent the day out doing a hobby only accessible to the privileged, and you're having dinner out and champagne to reward yourself for having done so. How does that work, then, and why are you boasting about it on the internet? You're just the same as the Rich Kids of Instagram, only sweatier and scruffier.
Feb 2017
8:31am, 10 Feb 2017
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Serendippily
You cockwomble, everyone was driving too fast, the slip road was moving when I signalled to go in and then suddenly ground to a halt so I had to abort. Our elderly car was a write off but the kids in the back were safe and the insurance company clearly gave you nothing because I hadn't left my lane and you'd gone into the side of me during that scary moment when I realised you were too committed to stop and everyone breathed in. So a year later to take me to court for 15k and to say I was in the left lane and pulled into the middle lane is a horrible pack of lies. We were all lucky to get out of it, I appreciate whiplash can come on later but you were travelling too fast and you are taking the piss. Bastard features I've got enough on and lying is just nasty

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