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Sep 2018
3:45pm, 27 Sep 2018
17,186 posts
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Nicholls595
DONALD WHEATER DIDN'T SACRIFICE HIS WICKET FOR NOTHING. HIS BRAVE TEAM MATES MANAGED TO HOLD OFF THE BROWN HATTED FILTH TO WIN BY ONE WICKET AND CLAIM THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL TROPHY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINE 1527.
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Sep 2018
3:54pm, 27 Sep 2018
35,558 posts
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McGoohan
NEARLY HALF PAST THREE. THAT'S VERY GOOD.
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Oct 2018
4:53pm, 25 Oct 2018
1,901 posts
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Goofee
PARDON?
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Oct 2018
9:18pm, 25 Oct 2018
36,118 posts
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McGoohan
MISSING EAR
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT AN EAR HAS GONE MISSING FROM THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK YOUR SHEDS, OUTHOUSES AND BUNKERS. THE EAR IS SHY AND NOT EXPECTED TO BE DANGEROUS BUT DO NOT APPROACH IT YOURSELF, ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BITE WHEN CORNERED.
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Oct 2018
9:34pm, 25 Oct 2018
31,187 posts
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Diogenes
EH?
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Nov 2018
4:15pm, 9 Nov 2018
36,533 posts
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McGoohan
THE ADDICTION MUSEUM IN THE OLD BUS STATION IS TO CLOSE FOR ITS ANNUAL RE-NEEDLING ON 33ND NOVTOBER. THE EXHIBITS WILL BE STORED IN THE FUNCTION ROOM OF DORCHINOS, DORCHESTER'S FAVOURITE ITALIAN RESTAURANT, UNTIL THEN.
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Nov 2018
2:00pm, 18 Nov 2018
32,128 posts
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Diogenes
THE COMMUNITY RUN BROTHEL WILL BE OPERATING OUT OF THE DICKIE DAVIES MEMORIAL POTTING SHED UNTIL FOLLOWING NOTICE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FOLLOWING THE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT WITH SHEEP ON THE ROOF. CUSTOMERS ARE ASKED TO BRING THEIR OWN IMPLEMENTS AND BE PATIENT AT TIMES OF PEAK DEMAND. OVERCROWDING IS INEVITABLE.
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Feb 2019
7:45pm, 15 Feb 2019
1,747 posts
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TZ
ANY NEWS ON DORCHESTER PARK RUN? I AM SO EXCITED.
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Mar 2019
11:06am, 8 Mar 2019
17,585 posts
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Nicholls595
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE DORCHESTER BIRO MUSEUM:
DESPITE STORIES CIRCULATING ON VARIOUS NEWS FEEDS, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS AND WEIRDO'S BLOGS, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH IN THE RUMOUR THAT THIS MUSEUM USES "ACME HUMAN TRAPS" TO RECRUIT STAFF.
THE DORCHESTER BIRO MUSEUM HAVE ALWAYS EMPLOYED THE SERVICES OF A REPUTABLE RECRUITMENT AGENCY, "CLIVE SEXTON & CO. PRESS GANGERS AND TRAFFICKERS".
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Mar 2019
11:29am, 8 Mar 2019
38,734 posts
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McGoohan
IN A COMPLETELY UNRELATED MATTER, PLEASE COOPERATE WITH THE ANNUAL CENSUS CURRENTLY BEING TAKEN IN THE HIGH STREET. BE ASSURED THAT THE QUESTIONS ASKED AND ANSWERS GIVEN WILL BE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. HOWEVER TO PUT YOUR MINDS AT EASE, HERE ARE SOME SAMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. CAN YOU HELP ME GET THIS SOFA INTO THE VAN, THANKS? NO, YOU GO IN FIRST.
2. DOES THIS HANKIE SMELL OF CHLOROFORM TO YOU?
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Lost Panda
Sep 2021